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By AplJax3 - 06/02/2013 21:05 - United States

Today, I hurt my back while exercising. I can't bend over or lift my arms above my head without intense pain. My husband, however, finds my situation hilarious and has moved everything I use frequently to either the floor or high shelf. He giggles every time I try to retrieve anything. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 560
You deserved it 4 003

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AplJax3 2

Hey guys, OP here! While my husband is an ass, the reaching up and bending over for things lasted until I dropped a full bottle of water on his foot (accidentally on purpose). After that, he stopped laughing and gave me back rub. Since I am currently denying him sympathy for the tiny bruise on his pinky toe, I'd say we're about even.

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drewflav 17

Just return the favour when he gets old and decrepit. No need to do anything else.

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ViviMage 39

That is flat out abuse. Serve him divorce papers.

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Kitten_Calderon 14

Divorce is a bit extreme.. Just in the process of reaching: A. Knock something off on any part of his torso (don't cause to much purposeful injury though); B. run his foot over with an object of your choosing. All "accidental" because of your pain. Get better OP.

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13ky13 20

37, it doesn't show up double on mine, but I'd like to take a wild guess and say that both posts you see are #33, FML's mistake, not mine.

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_oGSwank 7

lml thats kinda cute. take his being an asshole as love, in a few weeks you'll both be laughing about this, in meantime however, banish him to the couch

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saffy66 34

Tell him you won't need to lift your arms above your head to strangle him in his sleep!

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chillypalmer 7

I understand your pain :)

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