By Anonymous - 11/08/2011 06:04 - Canada

Today, I informed my parents that my husband and I are separating after much deliberation. We came to this conclusion relatively peacefully. According to my parents, I'm now Satan, and will end up on the streets as a crack whore if we don't change our minds and stay together. FML
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mintcar 9

Your parents almost sounds like my parents. Apparently my piercings make me Satan.

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Bekavera 4

Wow...your parents scare me....lol

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party_freak 9

Your parents sound like my grandma, she condemed my mum for kicking her son out when he cheated on her.

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Blueglasscup 18

D: Your mum and brother have a romantic relationship!?

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Blueglasscup 18

That was confusingly worded. I thought your brother and your mom had a romantic relationship. D'oh!

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pvtpilot 0

Ewwww you must live out in the country where it is normal for moms to **** their sons

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RedPillSucks 31

The son is the grandmothers son and the mothers husband.

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GirlEatsBoy26 0

They sound really old-fashioned and need to take a trip into reality!

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bigassfish97 0

Your parents are ******* stupid

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Enslaved 36

"But, mom and dad, why would I end up in the streets? I plan to move back home in with you guys!" ^^^^This may be their fear. lol

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nikijcchz 10

Wow!!! that's just .. wow ur rents are weird

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