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By Anonymous - 30/08/2010 10:34 - Oman

Today, I injured my knee and dislocated my shoulder fighting over a cookie with my brother. He's 14. I'm 26. He still got the cookie. FML

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By alliez108 - 18/11/2011 00:50 - United States

Today, my dad and I got into a fight over who gets the last corner piece of the brownies. I ended up with a black eye and and a sprained wrist. He ended up with the brownie and ran away laughing. FML

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By Connor - 25/12/2010 18:33 - United States

Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little brother was in such a rush to get his presents first, that he violently shoved me out of the way on the stairs. FML

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By wintersoldier - 14/07/2015 02:36 - Austria

Today, while trying to comfort my little brother who just injured his leg, I tripped and sprained my ankle. At least he was amused. FML

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By BlazefireSaber - 07/07/2015 03:59 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML

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By Disappointed - 31/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, at school I pulled my bicep muscle arm wrestling. I lost. He was 14. I'm the 23 year old security guard. FML

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By ROLLY - 03/03/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2011 19:48 - United States

Today, a fight broke out between my 21 year old sister and our 6 year old brother. I tried to intervene, only to end up getting battered to shit in the process. According to my sister, he's going to hell for eating her candy. FML

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You went too far

By Dia - 02/05/2021 05:01

Today, I tried to prank my brother with the butter floor prank after coming back from work. As a result, my brother stepped out of ER with an arm cast, stitches on his head and a neck collar. FML

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Patsy

By Anonymous - 28/04/2022 12:00

Today, my brother ran in, handed me a spatula, and told me to stand still. Barely a second later, our sister came tearing in the house with a fresh, raised welt on her ass cheek in the shape of said spatula, saw me holding said spatula, and kicked my ass up and down the house until I escaped. FML

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By toothbreaker - 21/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend when I accidentally kneed him in the chin and chipped his front tooth. I broke his real tooth, as well as the fake part from when he chipped it ten years ago. FML

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perdix 29

Monday 30 August 2010 16:07

You, sir, are a wimp. I'm not sure you are ready for solid food -- ask Momma to pop out her titty for you.

remy3106 10

Monday 30 August 2010 16:03

u must have really wanted that cookie?!

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sweetielol1 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 6:13

soooo???

SoCalsoutherngir 0

Monday 6 September 2010 10:21

oh my gosh! hahahahaha your my hero! LOL by far the BEST post on here

MissXxBipolarXx 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 3:31

You know, I understand why your bro went through all that trouble for a cookie: cookies are ******* delicious! >:D

mattzawesome 28

Sunday 20 March 2011 20:15

lol. lil kid beat you up. fyl

Gantar180 5

Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:06

This really reminds me of how my older brother is. I'm 15 and he is 25 and always wants to try and take things. YDI.

AndJulieGoesRawr 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 8:10

Hahaha this is epic haha he was prolly like "**** off my cookie!! *NOM NOM*" lol XD

soketgo 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 13:42

you didn't have to in luxe the age, still wouda been funny

panda101x 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 3:13

AHW brotherly love!

Krystalyyy 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 19:22

awww poor babyyyy

xo_sweetheart_xo 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:25

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Same thing different taste

You went too far

Patsy

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