By Anonymous - 30/08/2010 10:34 - Oman

Today, I injured my knee and dislocated my shoulder fighting over a cookie with my brother. He's 14. I'm 26. He still got the cookie. FML
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perdix 29

You, sir, are a wimp. I'm not sure you are ready for solid food -- ask Momma to pop out her titty for you.

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remy3106 10

u must have really wanted that cookie?!

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torx523 4

At least what kind of cookie was it?

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pinky94 5

Never bite off more than you can chew.. As in never fight someone younger than you for something that delicious

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AG415LINK 2

You gotta go for the balls or throat . take em down like a sack of potatoes.

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01sparkly 15

You deserve it! Just let him have the stupid cookie. You are 26, he is 14. You sound immature. I'm younger and sound more mature than you. People actually told me I sound more mature

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Sarow_96 13

hahahahahaa i fought with my sis once over mutabal *baked eggplants mashed with yogurt i suppose* and sadly she smacked the door at my eyes.... i ended up with a swollen face and a black eye

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Sonotsuave 35

i can proudly say ive never fought for food...and i have three older brothers bitch shows em whos bosssss

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thegrealtdalton 9

I've dislocated my shoulder twice, there's not a cooking in the world that's worth it

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HarleyQuinn1293 13

At your age you should have just let him have it! You have a job I'd hope so go but yourself some god damn cookies!

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