By zzarzzur - 29/12/2015 09:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I installed motion sensor lights in my house to save on energy. When I laid down in bed, I saw the lights turn on from downstairs to the kitchen. I live alone. FML
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By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM, and I'd just finished watching a scary movie, so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep, when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
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RodzillaX 30

Demand some rent/utility money. Ain't no ghost living off you for free, especially if they're going to run up the electric bill.

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Zaizun 11

The power of Christ repels you! And my high ass rent.

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jettheawesome 7

Did you make it?

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WP40 12

Good luck surviving the night OP!

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PaulieXP 16

Is there some way you can adjust the sensitivity? If they're too sensitive a fly or even a mosquito can set them off

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