By zzarzzur - 29/12/2015 09:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I installed motion sensor lights in my house to save on energy. When I laid down in bed, I saw the lights turn on from downstairs to the kitchen. I live alone. FML
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By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM, and I'd just finished watching a scary movie, so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep, when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
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RodzillaX 30

Demand some rent/utility money. Ain't no ghost living off you for free, especially if they're going to run up the electric bill.

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aaron44 16

Is a two story house really necessary when you live alone?

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darthhera 11

Follow up is needed so we know you're still alive.

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tiger820 20

it's just your neighbors cat.

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hellphone_fml 37

maybe a car drove by and the headlights set it off?

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thatsme293 28

The building I work in has those lights. They are so sensitive they will turn on for a bug flying in the room

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Banana_Lord 8

I wouldn't worry about it. I have motion detector lights in my hallway and they're always turning on when nobody is there and not turning on when I'm in the room.

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FlutterLoud 29

Time to call Sam and dean Or maybe the doctor~ who knows

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Asinger06 1

I enjoyed the archive line a little more than I should

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brenton490 19

Can't a ghost have a midnight snack gees!

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