By CheeseTacos - 12/02/2015 22:40 - United States - Tinley Park

Today, I introduced my dad to my girlfriend. He looked her up and down and said to her, "Beggars can't be choosers. Am I right?" FML
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CheeseTacos tells us more.

CheeseTacos 9

Hey everyone! OP here. Thanks for the support. :) some of these posts made me chuckle a bit. I did stick up for her and made him apologize. It was uneasy the rest of the night but I don't regret it. Bye!! P.S It was towards me. He was in fact calling her a "beggar". Hope I cleared some things up!

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3051628 24

How shallow and inconsiderate. OP, be proud that you found someone to call your girlfriend, and most importantly disregard comments such as those. None of that truly matters so long as you're happy with her.

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EnigMind 18

Prove him wrong by pointing him out as an example.

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SasquatchDeluxe 10

Was he saying that about her, or to her? Either way, FYL.

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CheeseTacos 9

Hey everyone! OP here. Thanks for the support. :) some of these posts made me chuckle a bit. I did stick up for her and made him apologize. It was uneasy the rest of the night but I don't regret it. Bye!! P.S It was towards me. He was in fact calling her a "beggar". Hope I cleared some things up!

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wierdDreams 10

That is worse that he called her a beggar in her hearing .But your dad is an insult machine!Good job OP.But I am sorry that gf will never truly be able to forgive ur dad.

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meli1195 31

it's awesome that you stuck up for her OP,some people just stand by whilst family members insult their partners .

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thatonetribute 31

Poor girl. I bet she felt terrible.

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shitstorm28 11

Either he was kidding around, or he's a dick. can't be sure.

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Eloxia 7

Actually he insulted both of you. "Beggars can't be choosers" means that she doesn't have much to offer, so she needs to accept that she's not going to get anything good for herself, or just get the scraps. As an example, if a real beggar is asking for money and you give them a penny it's not their right to complain. So he said both of you are any combination of ugly, stupid, and with dull personalities.

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bambam42069 13

Okay I know that was really mean but that's hilarious

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