By Sub - 04/12/2009 01:14 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
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akiranozaki 0

Well, I think you've learned something new about both of your friends, yes?

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Lynnix 0

To everyone who expects a three-some from this coupling. Lesbian's don't like dick. Period. If they liked dick at all they wouldn't be a lesbian. *****'s aren't dicks. Because they're not attached to one. They are also easier to find and bigger and better. Only loose girls have threesomes. Especially random threesomes. If you don't know how to have a threesome then one wouldn't suggest you try it. It takes maneuvering and multiple condoms. They are lesbians. If the OP's ex was BI then she probably wouldn't have left him. At least not so quickly. Leaving him on the spot like that means she's quick on the draw. Who says OP and his ex ever had sex? There is such thing as people NOT having sex.

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sammy22 0

agreed- #7 is a funny comment- you can't help but know that girls are better at everything emotionally and physically when it comes to another girl

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fegyveres 0

That's hot. And sad, also.

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twilightluver347 7

girl on girl... very.... um.... interesting?

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DubstepMasta 18

I read your comment, and the description in your profile. I have decided that you are a complete and total bitch, are completely ignorant of the world, are retarded, and will go nowhere in life. -The Guy Who Gives No *****

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EvilPotato 14

Your gf was a lesbian and you didn't even know ,ouch

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hateevryone 14

whoa. sucks 4 u man. why you introduce your girl to a lesbian?

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