By Sub - 04/12/2009 01:14 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
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akiranozaki 0

Well, I think you've learned something new about both of your friends, yes?

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Lynnix 0

To everyone who expects a three-some from this coupling. Lesbian's don't like dick. Period. If they liked dick at all they wouldn't be a lesbian. *****'s aren't dicks. Because they're not attached to one. They are also easier to find and bigger and better. Only loose girls have threesomes. Especially random threesomes. If you don't know how to have a threesome then one wouldn't suggest you try it. It takes maneuvering and multiple condoms. They are lesbians. If the OP's ex was BI then she probably wouldn't have left him. At least not so quickly. Leaving him on the spot like that means she's quick on the draw. Who says OP and his ex ever had sex? There is such thing as people NOT having sex.

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_Paul_88 0

Ydi for not hitting them up 4 a 3 way! and also Ydi for being that much of a dud root to turn a lady of the dick!

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Slightmisshap 0

I second #11, thats probly the only way that your ever gonna get them together again. But that blows cause she probably wasnt very into it when you guys were screwing if shes lesbian lol.

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Lynnix 0

To everyone who expects a three-some from this coupling. Lesbian's don't like dick. Period. If they liked dick at all they wouldn't be a lesbian. *****'s aren't dicks. Because they're not attached to one. They are also easier to find and bigger and better. Only loose girls have threesomes. Especially random threesomes. If you don't know how to have a threesome then one wouldn't suggest you try it. It takes maneuvering and multiple condoms. They are lesbians. If the OP's ex was BI then she probably wouldn't have left him. At least not so quickly. Leaving him on the spot like that means she's quick on the draw. Who says OP and his ex ever had sex? There is such thing as people NOT having sex.

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mj2123 0

#27 - I'd agree with everything you said...if you didn't have to throw in the fat=insult thing at the end. Now who's judgmental?

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tsarikos 0

#24 also had a point in that there's plenty of details we don't know here. We don't know how long OP was with his girlfriend before this happened, we don't know that they ever had sex together, and we don't know who was more serious in the relationship, although I suppose it's safe to say OP was. I personally never knew I was bi until I fell for another girl, so I don't believe it's a conscious choice. Also, what does the "Only loose girls have threesomes" comment have to do with whether or not she's bi?

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TheRealEllieSan 9

What does her leaving him so quick have to do with whether she's bi or les? OP and his now-ex could have been having issues and the two girls just had really good chemistry. You don't know the circumstances. Your conclusion that the chance of a threesome is almost non-existent is true, but your reasons and logic are both flawed.

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audiophileMom 11

Angry, angry person, you...

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blinkingstarlet 15

#76: this is what I was going to write, practically verbatim!

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LemonStarship 5

As your final request ask for a threesome. She should be open minded about that if she was open minded about going the other way. Unless OP is a girl.

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Taija 0

Being a lesbian/bi is not being "open minded about going the other way" - it's simply a sexual orientation that you're born with. And sexuality has nothing to do with how open you're about threesomes etc, that's a matter of personal preference.

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warrenpeace 0

Dykes are the worst!

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fakkumairaifu 14

And yet they're still not as bad as judgmental straight assholes.

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LOLYLIF 0

You mean former friends.

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Emperor_Jim 0

You're "friend" is an asshole for stealing your girl, regardless of her gender.

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IGaveRickUp 15

She didn't 'steal' his girlfriend. This fact may be unfamiliar to you, but women aren't objects. They can think for themselves. I just have a hard time thinking that the friend broke herself in by day, all while the girlfriend just stood there (because the only thing girlfriends reacts to is cooking and ********. If they do to anything else, they're probably dykes) just took her under the arm and left. She may have been charming to her, increasing the chanses of them getting together, but in the end it was the girlfriend's choice. It was just a meeting between two adults, and the consequence was that they got attracted to each other. The real asshole in this case, would be you 'regardless of your gender', for contributing to everyday sexism with your objectifying comment. Toodiloo!

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apparations 0

FYL, but only if you didn't know your gf was bi. If you did then you should have seen it coming when you introduced her to your lesbien friend!

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shirvon100 0

You lost your chance at a threesome.

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RetroKid 0

damnnnn!!!it sucks to bee you!!

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