By tsukinoie - 02/02/2014 06:33 - United States

Today, I invited my best friend to sleep on my couch while he looks for a new place. He walked inside, dropped his stuff on the floor and asked me my policy on hookers. I laughed it off as a joke. Half an hour later my doorbell rang. He took my laughter as a yes. FML
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Nolimit2217 32

Is your friend Charlie Sheen?!

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myusername83 10

Well at least you get to spend quality time with him still...with hookers

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rosco98 16

Well i think you both need a new couch now

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worldclassrager 39

You sex isn't given but still I'll make an assumption... Well good thing he's not your boyfriend...and now probably never will be...I sure hope he finds a place soon...

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Priyaroshni 40

I assumed OP was a female as well. QueenBee is an unusual name choice for a man.

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Omniprism 14

Wow he's got some balls to invite a hooker to your place while he's on the couch. Good luck with that. Maybe suggest he rent a motel room for his excursions.

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worthlessACfan 11

always take questions seriously, guess you've learnt that by now

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SuperStormCindy 8

The fact that he has to pay for sex is Pathetic. FYL, OP.

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n3ophyt3 10

First cover yout couch with a cloth ... else u might need to trash it later

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Priyaroshni 40

You could have quickly said "I thought you meant Hookah, you know, the water pipe?", given the hooker a tip for traveling expenses and closed the door.

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