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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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By beta - 08/01/2019 12:00

Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML

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By yum. - 10/04/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, I went out to eat with some friends. They picked a table that wasn't big enough for all of us. I had to sit in the booth behind them. Alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2019 22:00

Today, I went on my first date in over a year, and my best friend popped up at the restaurant uninvited. To make it worse, she pulled up a chair right in between us and started an argument with the bartender. FML

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By OneGirlsLife - 15/06/2017 06:00 - United States - Spartanburg

Today, it was supposed to be my birthday dinner with two of my friends. They're both now bringing their boyfriends, so I get to be the fifth wheel to my own birthday dinner. FML

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By BrokeAndPsst - 12/04/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2011 05:50 - United States

Today, I wanted to take my girlfriend to a nice dinner before prom. Her parents followed her in, and joined us to "keep an eye on me." They interrupted all our conversations, ate an expensive meal, then got up and walked out when the waitress brought the $95 check, leaving me to pay for it. FML

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By RUFckingSrs - 22/12/2015 02:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my friends and I were going to Applebee's. A girl we don't like invited herself along. She waited for my friend outside of the bathroom, forced her to drive her, and said, "It's okay someone will pay for me." She then ate off of everyone's plate and left before the bill came. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:15 - United States - Petrolia

Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML

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By no more mr nice guy - 27/12/2016 07:32

Today, my friend invited me, his girlfriend, and the girl I like over to his house to hang out. We hoped it would get me closer to my crush. The day ended with them having a threesome and me locked out. FML

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By waterspike - 29/01/2010 13:18 - France

Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML

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mimiminx 23

Thursday 14 March 2013 9:35

Why didn't you tell her you wanted it to be just her? Could have solved a lot of problems.

laurenlovesjb 20

Thursday 14 March 2013 9:33

To me it sounds like your girlfriend is using you! Explain to her how you felt about what happened and see if you can go out again? (if she will apologize!)

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karlcolt45 19

Thursday 14 March 2013 10:05

dude it drives me crazy when girls think their best friend should be there ALL THE TIME. I'm trying to be a romantic boyfriend, not a walking babysitting wallet

gracehi 31

Thursday 14 March 2013 10:13

Start talking about your sex life and your bowl movements loudly and obnoxiously next time your girlfriend and her friend pulls some shit like that. Trust me: your girlfriend will never want to let her friend tag along on your date again, and her friend won't want to invite herself either.

gracehi 31

Thursday 14 March 2013 10:26

*bowel. Although discussing dishes may bore them all to death and have the same effect.

truesarrif 33

Thursday 14 March 2013 15:39

more like she won't want OP tagging along next time her and her friends go out. that's a great way to get yourself excluded permanently. Seems counterproductive to me

klc20071989_fml 20

Thursday 14 March 2013 10:24

I really hope you didn't pay for her or anyone else's meal with her pulling that crap.

SuperDanielNL 23

Thursday 14 March 2013 11:03

Damn, the last sentence really makes tge difference here. Anyhow confront her, and maybe eat her out afterwards, who knows.

SomeRandomGuy15 18

Thursday 14 March 2013 11:56

Um, yes, it's usually the last sentence that describes what the FML actually is.

Nicholi124 10

Thursday 14 March 2013 11:17

How inconsiderate of her!

dlforever 8

Thursday 14 March 2013 11:27

I'd be pissed if I were you.

Mimsz 13

Thursday 14 March 2013 11:38

you should of let her know it was going to be for you and her, not for a group. specifically you asked only her just next time be sure to inform her

itsjusyme 11

Thursday 14 March 2013 11:41

Just book the table for 2, hey babe lets go out tonight I have booked us a table for two!

Bunny21 11

Thursday 14 March 2013 11:44

Sorry but what a bitch, especially your gfs friend. Who the hell does she think she is inviting herself and others. I would have eaten and left. Wants to pull that crap on me then she can pay both our meals.

nooshGol 15

Thursday 14 March 2013 11:44

FYL OP. Next time, make your intentions more clear or at least grow a backbone and sit by your girlfriend. She is YOUR girlfriend right? Nevertheless, FYL.