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By burb - 25/09/2013 19:23 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 04:04 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2021 13:01 - United Kingdom - Watford

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after she found a disgusting and perverted porn site on my internet history. What was this site? Reddit. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2014 18:23 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML

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By AnonymousLoser - 11/09/2013 09:30 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend invited me over for the first time. I pulled up to her house just to be denied at the front door by her mum. She'd invited me over to break up with me, but had her mum do it for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2014 23:32 - Puerto Rico - Bayamon

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2014 21:29 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML

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By drew - 07/09/2010 17:06 - United States

Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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Wednesday 25 September 2013 23:56

If your roommate doesn't fess up to her, you'll have some serious butt-whoopin' to do.

vipirius 18

Wednesday 25 September 2013 23:58

If she freaks out about guys watching ****, she's going to be single for a looong time.

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jrock9093 18

Thursday 26 September 2013 0:13

What are friends for well your are to gat smacked in the face sorry op

EpicSquishii 21

Thursday 26 September 2013 0:27

**What are friends for? Well yours are to help get you smacked in the face. I'm sorry OP.

SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Thursday 26 September 2013 2:38

Somehow I doubt he made it into the Army, much less into Iraq... He probably made a -7 on the ASVAB.

EpicSquishii 21

Thursday 26 September 2013 6:18

He might be dyslexic. You can get into the army even if you're dyslexic and/or have an over-inflated sense of confidence. It might work for him? I don't know.

happyfingers 15

Thursday 26 September 2013 0:16

That's kind of a douchebag thing to do but is it really that big a deal? o.O

Beepbeep7 14

Thursday 26 September 2013 0:20

You should have slapped her ass back.Her reaction was in no way,shape or form justified.

ecascio2010 9

Thursday 26 September 2013 0:25

What is so wrong with ****?

utrax 23

Thursday 26 September 2013 0:26

You need to teach your room-mate a lesson. He shouldn't **** with that.

itsbrandoyo 12

Thursday 26 September 2013 0:31

She sounds like an uptight pride anyway

Ashley868 10

Thursday 26 September 2013 0:38

Time for a new password and a girlfriend. If she gets physically violent over ****, I imagine she'd be worse for something serious. She didn't even give you the chance to explain.

Alicestraza 33

Thursday 26 September 2013 0:38

I doubt she was freaked by the **** itself, but it'd be really weird and uncomfortable going to a new partners home and having that so casually on display. Probably a bit too early in the relationship for her to see that. The slapping however is strange and unjustified.