By burb - 25/09/2013 19:23 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML
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thehumanlyhuman 7

If your roommate doesn't fess up to her, you'll have some serious butt-whoopin' to do.

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vipirius 18

If she freaks out about guys watching ****, she's going to be single for a looong time.

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bruins46 6

Uh, I think you actually dodged a bullet there OP. I'm a girl, and I've never understood why some girls get so upset over ****. She sounds controlling, and she shouldn't have slapped you, but I guess it's good you found out this early on.

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macam1010 6

Create a password on your computer, Then explain to your girlfriend what happen.

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nhbasskid13 23

YDI for giving your roommate access to your computer. Your girlfriend should be understanding about it if you explain it to her.

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shy_and_bubbly 6

girls get mad over the little things, honestly i would of just laughed it off...

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Alicestraza 33

Because you're so different than the other girls, right? How many times does it need to be said, every girl/women is different and are not of a collective mind.

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etishuman22 32

Dear women, get over your goddamn stupid obsession with **** being terrible and "it's just like cheating". We all watch ****. ALL. OF. US. I, for one, enjoy watching girl on girl. I get enough penis smacked in my face I'd like to see two girls going at it. If it weren't for ****, men would be bursting at the seams all the time. How many times have you turned your man down? You should be thanking ****. It's doing a job you don't have to.

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Alicestraza 33

No one should consider sex a job in the first place. And stop trying to tell every single woman how they should feel. How do you think men survived without the widespread access of **** that we have now? Not every woman is constantly turning their partner down for sex either. The assumptions in these comments are crazy, every single person watches ****, no exception? So much projecting. If you enjoy it, great. If you don't then that's great too. No one should be judged for their sexual boundaries, no matter how rigid or lax they may be.

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love_me_electric 20

73 - you're making the assumption that all men have higher sex drives than their partners, which is definitely NOT true. I don't flip out when I catch my boyfriend masturbating to ****, but it does make me a little sad because 99% of the time I would've said yes if he'd asked for sex.

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ninety 25

I'm pretty sure most people here have "helped themselves," but I know for sure not everyone here watches ****. And that doesn't mean that all of those who don't **** are close-minded, uptight squares who are against other people enjoying it. And yeah, **** OP's life. He didn't deserve to be slapped.

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Parkour_rocks 20

#73 While your comment was a little presumptuous, it was also hilarious. And I would have to agree that **** plays a helpful role in relationships. Just in that, if needed, it can provide some relief for the partner that is horny when the other is not.

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asherah14 7

I'm curious how she knew it was your computer since it was her first time in your place.

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Setareh23 34

Maybe by roommate he just meant they share an apartment and have separate rooms. That or the room is split in half and the computer was clearly in his half of the room. Something like that :P

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ninety 25

Probably in his room. When I had roommates we all kept our personal computers in our respective rooms.

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denwing82 4

That's the importance of putting password in your computer..

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CrazyMelvin 14

YDI: you should have a password on your computer. Never trust a roommate.

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worldclassrager 39

She might come back around...if not try talking to her if she doesn't trust you download x watch and have her email look over it and finally change your computer password...

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