Miscellaneous: Today, I invited over 30 people to come to the park with me since... - FML

By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, I invited over 30 people to come to the park with me since the day was nice and cool. I sat there for three hours by myself. FML

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By walker - 04/10/2009 21:33 - United States

Today, my family and I went on a picnic in the park 45 minutes drive away from our house. I fell asleep beneath a tree. They left me there. FML

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By Username - 24/07/2011 06:22 - United States

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f_alltheirlives 3

Thursday 1 October 2009 12:55

Are you the homeless guy sitting in the park I pass on the way to work, always mumbling "Where are mah 30 friends... I invited abuch m-sure" and drinking cheap beer from a paperbag?

toch040 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 11:44

no, that was me

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Gruffy 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 18:06

This is not one of those times where you get to think you need better friends... YDI for making lame-o plans..im takin your friends' side on this one

nieska18 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 18:35

btw no one in the world has 30 friends. you havea few. if i got an invite from a distant friend i wouldnt show up, why cause i dont care enough to spend time with someone i barley know. did you invite everyone youve talked to in a months time or??....... who would invite that many people./ geez this guy must be like 15 and desperate for friends. and doesnt realize how life goes, and actually expects 30 ppl to show up just cause.

danieee_x 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 21:13

He didn't actually state it was 30 friends; just 30 people. You sound pretty sad for saying those things in that comment, how about you go get some friends and stop trying to sound cool.

keywestlov 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 19:12

yesterday's weather was awesome! but im sorry to hear that no one likes you =(

boredombeatswork 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 20:36

How did you invite 30 people? On facebook!? Who follows facebook events anyways? They're reminders at best.

brianjman14 22

Thursday 1 October 2009 20:58

who the hell invites 30 people to go to a park? ydi

bob1233 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 21:49

haha i was just about to say that.

genius_man16 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 22:13

Did you wait for anyone to RSVP before going to the park? If not, YDI

Cristaderzi 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 22:29

Here a hug!!!

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:51

So uhm... you just wanted them to go to the park? ... What was the incentive? Your company? You lame-o.

captainhusspants 0

Friday 2 October 2009 1:21

Parks are all good. What's wrong with just hanging out in the sun on the grass with mates?

DameGreyWulf 0

Friday 2 October 2009 1:39

Oh nothing really, but thirty people with nothing to do but that? If it had been like a few friends, yeah definitely a valid activity, but thirty people are going to want to be entertained.

mychemfreak 0

Friday 2 October 2009 1:00

it did feel good out today...but YDI anyways for expecting 30 people to come

benisajosher 0

Friday 2 October 2009 1:08

You have no life OP. Please just go **** yourself.

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