By DomesticPatrol - 07/01/2017 02:07 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I just patrolled my entire house with a fucking hammer and flashlight because my cat stepped on a fucking creaky floorboard. It's 2 a.m. FML
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Same thing different taste

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<p>Is the hammer for the cat or the floorboard? It's important.&nbsp;</p>

<p>Not gonna lie I'd fall back asleep then get killed by the murderer you clearly scared off.&nbsp;</p>

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daniel271 13

Sounds like a episode plot for a show

<p>Is the hammer for the cat or the floorboard? It's important.&nbsp;</p>

<p>Not gonna lie I'd fall back asleep then get killed by the murderer you clearly scared off.&nbsp;</p>

It serves two purposes... you can kill/injure intruders or kill that squeaky floor board

What do they call 2 am in London? Hammer time! Do-do-do-do Do-do Do-do Can't touch dis!

<p>Sorry, OP. My cats have done similar things. I know it's them, my brain doesn't shut up until I check.</p>

species4872 19

<p>&nbsp;Must be a ******* fat cat.</p>

I feel like you're freaking out a very large amount for one tiny creak. So, what's the underlying issue?