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By Miss_Whipped - 14/10/2016 06:04 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I just received the king-sized bed I'd ordered. My boyfriend moved out two days ago when we broke up. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML

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Don't care

By grreeatttt - 31/01/2009 01:57 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML

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By moikristine - 21/05/2013 10:24 - Norway - Fagerstrand

Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML

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By nofooddrinkorsex - 25/08/2019 22:05 - United States

Today, my wife and I had our brand new king-size mattress set delivered. After the delivery men left, she informed me that I was no longer allowed to eat or drink in bed. Oh yeah, and we're not having sex on it either. FML

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By melikeyturtles - 02/11/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML

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By hoody - 22/01/2010 22:27 - United States

Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 5 915

By dantheman - 24/07/2009 14:56 - United States

Today, I just got a new assignment for the moving company I work for. Two weeks ago my fiancé dumped me and I moved out of the house. Almost all of the furniture was mine and it took forever. The new moving assignment I have is moving her new boyfriend into my old house. FML

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He prefers the dog

By Anonymous - 19/11/2019 14:00

Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML

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By sleeping on the floor - 27/01/2015 01:47 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. It wasn't until the huge fight which ended with us breaking up did I realize that I was snowed in with him. One day down, two to go. FML

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By whatever - 24/11/2012 07:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML

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kaitlyn520 13

Friday 14 October 2016 13:38

Sorry about the boyfriend :(... But all I'm thinking is "King size bed to myself!!!" All the room to spread out and eat all your food in... I know it's not the same as having someone there to share it with you. I hope you're okay <3

SneakyDeath 15

Friday 14 October 2016 13:41

On the positive side, you do not have to worry about sharing the bed.

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dopple85 6

Sunday 16 October 2016 10:19

Sorry bout the break up, but king size bed to youself!

doodlesdork 7

Monday 17 October 2016 4:49

Plenty of room on your bed to adopt some kitties!

ArsenicApple 15

Tuesday 18 October 2016 6:42

On the bright side, more room for you. Positive change might be what you need right now anyway. Get a cat to share the new space with??

Andrewx8 12

Tuesday 18 October 2016 16:08

Sooooooo where is the problem?

noreallywhat 17

Thursday 20 October 2016 7:44

Fresh never banged the ex on it bed... how is this an fml?

UrOnMyNerves1345 4

Monday 31 October 2016 4:39

Well at least you can have that bed all to yourself ( 00)

ZenTHC 0

Tuesday 7 February 2017 5:15

who cares now you got a king sized bed look at the bright side sometimes ? ( sorry about you bf)

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Same thing different taste

Don't care

He prefers the dog

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