Intimacy: Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school.... - FML

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By Ben-Ben - 06/11/2008 09:43 - France

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Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

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kelli09 0

Friday 6 February 2009 17:19

What an asshole, who cares if she is popular or not.

csigabajnok 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 15:03

What a whiner! Are you being with her because she is popular or because you like her? Man, you're a dork...

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searingpain205 0

Monday 4 May 2009 0:03

because someone is unpopular means, hopefully, she is smart enough to not be "popular" so be happy IMO. dumbass popular wannabe.

crazylife12 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 2:10

You are an asshole who cares if shes popular only care if you don't like/love her seriously

Nylus 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 19:22

**** you dude, so what if shes unpopular? ya kno what the sad thing here is besides u? i agree w/ everyone here saying "stupid high school kids".......im in 11th grade, and if IM agreeing them, theyre right

that_guy_you_are 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 13:21

STFU, pussy is pussy.

farfromfantastic 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 13:43

YDI. Vodka's a bitch drink. Man up.

NIC_R00LZ 0

Monday 11 May 2009 0:33

YDI. who cares how popular she is. you got some. stfu.

anthony960 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 1:18

Sometimes I wonder why people are stupid enough to drink... and be assholes too

deannababy 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 2:45

LOL yeahhhh popularity?! who says that anymore! people are people. You don't say who's "popular" and who's not anymore. unless your 12. Buttttttttt not only vodka, but alcohol makes you do some crazy things! but on the other hand, you can't be THAT drunk to the point where you wake up the next morning and see some "unpopular" girl. That's why it's not a good excuse to blame alcohol if you ever cheat on someone. haaa. so yeahh.

PhoenixFiend 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 18:12

Uhm. You CAN get that drunk. It's called blacking out. It's dumb to blame cheating on it, but when you black out, you can't control shit. I agree with the rest though.

Apachefire21 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 3:15

asshole. who cares. and if your blaming the vodka, dont drink dumbass.

MissCajun 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:26

Maybe you just shouldn't drink if you're young enough to give a **** about anyone's popularity level. YDI

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