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By Ben-Ben - 06/11/2008 09:43 - France

Spicy
Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 956
You deserved it 150 198

Top comments

kelli09 0

What an asshole, who cares if she is popular or not.

What a whiner! Are you being with her because she is popular or because you like her? Man, you're a dork...

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hockeygirl202 0

psshh this girls probably thinking the same thing.

kaylaaa_ 0

how old are you, like 14? grow up! i agree with #15 and #16. and actually, she was probably thinking FML when she woke up next to the biggest asshole she's ever met. and secondly, dont blame the vodka. @ least be man enough to own up to it. the bottle didnt drink itself, YOU did. i hate dicks like you.

aerosmith14 0

oh no your life is ruined. Honestly I'm going to be in high school soon, and I don't even act like that (I'm 14, Soon to be a 9th grader. Woo I'm looking forward to that, not) Your a jerk, Be a man

If you'd said something like bitchiest or sluttiest, I might have sympathized; you whining because she's simply not 'popular' enough for you just makes you a jackass.

PS people like you who revolve their entire attitude around the popularity of others just make highschool suck for the rest of us.

dude, at least you're getting some... i wouldn't care if i woke up to the least popular girl in school (well that's just because i'm 16, never had a girlfriend, and desperate) but STILL you got some and that's what matters.

So? what does popularity have to do with anything?

TudorsFan 0

I have to agree with a lot of comments on here. Why does popularity matter? Did it ever occur to you that there are other attributes that matter more? How shallow can you be? She's the one who should be saying FML because she woke up next to the biggest asshole in the school. Don't blame the vodka either. Grow a pair and man up to your actions. It's guys like you that make me just want to own a dog instead. Grow up!

love #24 hahaha who cares if shes popular you still got laid

nsewrim 0

wow.. u must be in middle school or high school since you care whether or not she is popular...sick asshole