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By Ben-Ben - 06/11/2008 09:43 - France

Spicy
Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 956
You deserved it 150 198

Top comments

kelli09 0

What an asshole, who cares if she is popular or not.

What a whiner! Are you being with her because she is popular or because you like her? Man, you're a dork...

Comments

you think your so big just because you like to have sex and **** the first girl you see doesnt mean you are worth shit. go learn how to be a real man.

I feel worse for her. She woke up with the biggest asshole in school. FHL

1). I'm sure by "most unpopular" he ment pretty unattractive, and usually there are reasons why some people are "unpopular" that would make them undesireable to sleep with. 2). People should stop commenting on this based on their own problems, shuttup noone wants to here " why does it matter if she's unpopular." We ALL know this, the only explaination for why people are using such strong language without having more evidence is because they are indirectly talking about their own problems. 3). Comments should be about how people like this guy probably suck, how vodka can make you do funny things, and about how waking up next to unattractive people sucks. 4). Maybe the girl regrets it as much as he, noone wants to read all of these comments with people crying about "assholes" like "this guy" who have probably ****** them over. Grow up

Personally, I'd rather read those comments than this one. It's his own fault for drinking so much that he would sleep with someone undesirable, right? It's a complete YDI for the OP on all accounts.

no worries man everyone gets the fat chick every once in a while .... and just look at people and say "hey did you get any last night?????"

TNEBlover 0

YDI if that big of douch to say " like omg! eww an UNPOPULAR GIRL!!"

DrewerD 0

****! who gives a shit if she's unpopular?!? I hope you become a homeless crackhead. we'll see who's unpopular then..... If you cant tell, it pisses me off

no kidding---high school sucked liked no other

gu355_wh0 0

god you're a royal ******* dip shit you got laid boo hoo for you get over yourself who the **** cares if she's "unpopular" you are a total prick god you piss me off

PhantomxBrave 0

Popularity isn't a necessity in life. Get over yourself. Hopefully soon enough you'll learn that it's not about looks. Oh...and drink responsibly :P Don't blame it on the Vodka if you can't take any more of it...

vampire_kitten 0

Oh, get over yourself, you asshole. Why does it matter if she's popular or not? And if you can't handle the vodka, than don't drink it. You'll end up a homeless loser living on the streets begging people to give you money for booze.

Roseyro 0