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By Ben-Ben - 06/11/2008 09:43 - France

Spicy
Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 956
You deserved it 150 198

Top comments

kelli09 0

What an asshole, who cares if she is popular or not.

What a whiner! Are you being with her because she is popular or because you like her? Man, you're a dork...

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You know what? You're just a ******* asshole. I used to be that girl. I was the most unpopular girl from the day I went into school, til today. I was treated like a piece of shit by people like you growing up. Now I'm a year out of highschool, I've got an amazing fiance, and we've got it made for the rest of our lives. I have so many friends now and I don't give a shit about popularity anymore. -I'm not trying to be vain- but I also turned out to be one of the prettier ones. Get the hell over your pretty little ass and grow up. My fiance was the geek growing up and now he's got an awesome career ahead of him. The popular ones just aren't worth it a lot of the time and you're proof of that. Way to go, making yourself look like a jerk. This isn't even an FML. It's more like; "Today, I went to a party and got drunk. Then I woke up next to the highschool asshole who posted this incident on the internet and now everyone knows what I did and will not only hate me even more, but now think I'm a ****. FML"

if you think that's bad, it gives me faith in humanity to consider how bad you will think what karma repays you for that mindset is.

derailed 1

Good thing for her she's unpopular, maybe no one will find out she ****** a loser. No, wait, you'll probably tell everyone, 'cause I can't imagine your dick touches much more than a rag too often.

That so happened to me, twice. I hooked up with my friend's cousin one night and then some gothic chick another time. At least the gothic chick had huge **** and gave a mean ******** though.

rxysurfbum07 0

You're a dick, asshole, bastard, etc. etc.

well buddy, you must not be that popular as well if you were at a party with an unpopular girl, because parties are usually based off of social standing. goooddd jobbb!

trying to be popular is stooopid. =] popularity isn't always a good thing. worrying about popularity is also.. sad. ;] it's so overrated. you suck. ;p