By ewicsmelly - 29/12/2010 02:13 - United States

Today, I kept finding ants crawling all over my face. After a while, I realized that they were all coming from my beard. I have had a population of ants living in my beard. FML
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schwancy 2

I would imagine that you'd shampoo a beard much like you would your head to avoid any build up of bacteria, or in this case ants.

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dre_bro11 12

but it's a struggle to imagine just how exactly they got there...

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Skroal_stomper 5

I really have a hard time understanding how that is even possible. Are there any bug experts out there that can explain if and how this could happen?

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percawesome 0

Food+Warm mass of hair = ants One of life's wonders :)

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Kefka91 15

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew. have a show and shave dammit

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Igor_g5 0

Learn to grammar? Maybe you should learn before you criticize others.

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teros09 0

I'm pretty sure that was intentional

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BleakAsFcuk 0

104; Listen to 143, the FML was corrected, at the time of my comment the FML read; "I kept finding ants crawl on my face".

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All_For_Love 0

Nnnasty. ditch the hobo beard and take a shower.

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jordonkay 0

i waa going too say take a shower...and maybe they would drown...thats my theory haha

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cmac86 23

shave and shower! that's disgusting, and that's coming from a guy that is regularly dirty.

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kittylady666 0

Who do you think you are? ZZ Top? Shave your damn beard!

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Cass3m0 0

On the contrary! ZZ Top had glorious beards. If OP had one like that, I say keep it and say hello to your new ant-y friends. If not, shave.

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glitter354 0

You are a nasty ************! I don't understand how that is even possible. Get off of FML and sanitize yourself...geez!

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