By ewicsmelly - 29/12/2010 02:13 - United States

Today, I kept finding ants crawling all over my face. After a while, I realized that they were all coming from my beard. I have had a population of ants living in my beard. FML
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x_missystaceey 0

dude WTF ?!!!! lucky it wasn't craps ;)

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percawesome 0

I certainly WOULD hate to have crap in MY beard...

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toniidubz 0

SHAVE IT THATS GROSS

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mpphish 0

also, if you could find a way to get on FML, you should be able to find your way in to the shower

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zolziski 11

Don't shave! It could be the rare, and nearly extinct, kind of ant that must not be moved once it has chosen a nest for the sake of the continuation of the species.

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fakeaccountX 6

Agreed. You must nurture the ants until they are mature enough to leave the nest.

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stain33319 0

agreed! nurture them until they are ready to leave.

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vettle 6

I was hoping someone would reference this!

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epiccjenny 0

well , I partly agree I mean it might be true but that is still very gross to have ants living in your beard or in any part of your body for that matter .

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cheeseburgerriot 0

Shave It Off!!!

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jordonkay 0

Hahaha #39 :) and ewwiee id shave it anyways... I dont want the ants to travel into diffrent places.... Haha

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LouderThanEver 0

You should take showers more often.

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