By kookoocatlady - 01/11/2016 04:31

Today, I kept my cats indoors to be safe on Halloween, making sure to keep the food full and litter boxes clean. After dinner, I got dressed up and spent two hours at a party. When I got home, there was a large, rancid butt-loaf waiting on my bed. Unappreciative little fuckers. FML
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Rabite 28

If you expect your cats to appreciate it when you care for them in the most basic way, then maybe you shouldn't have cats.

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mohamed_H 21

They're cats what the hell did you expect... those furry bastards think they are gods

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species4872 19

there you go, now you put yours on top of mine. then you can go, then you, then you, then you, we'll show her whose boss. The nerve leaving us alone on Halloween.

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manuwish 9

my kitties show me their disapproval of my leaving them alone by doing outside the box too..I don't let them go into my bedroom though for obvious reasons..besides having to ensure my territory and give my threats credibility that if they do that on upholstery I'll be serving cat goulash the following evening, they get to look at, and thereby probably get a whiff, of their doings before I clean it up, so they know they shouldn't tamper with my nerves..they know I love them deeply though and are really cuddly and wonderful roommates, their purr is healing and I believe they are royalty on this planet and to be treated as such.

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Bekll 31

The cat who did this either doesn't like the cat litter, is stressed out, or there is a medical issue you should get checked out.

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nevereyes 31

Or they don't know where the litter is, there's a bully cat in the house or not enough litter boxes

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iLoveCars 18

Hey that's a gift from the gods be appreciative you spoiled brat

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ickyjuice 8

That's what you get for having cats, btw, they hate you...

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fyl7899 12

I'm pretty sure you all aren't dog lovers because of poop on a bed cause I guarantee dogs take a shit ten times the size on a bed, roll around in it, eat part of it, and then share some with you after it gives you a nice face bath. Does a cat do that? None I ever saw! Cats-1 Dogs-0

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