By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 00:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my husband and said, "I love you." That's when our 5 year-old son said to my husband, "How can you love her so much if she's so ugly?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 64 714
You deserved it 4 184

Same thing different taste

Top comments

This is a sign that your child does not fear you enough. Corporal punishment works.

luv2sing247 0

If my son ever said that to me, I would make him address me as "ma'am" instead of "mom" from then on to show more respect. I'm sure you are a lovely lady. :)

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wow, he has got some guts saying that

Wow. Another FML that boils down to "my kid said something stupid, being too young to realize that they had just insulted/embarrassed me". It's just a kid. I don't know why people assume whenever kids open their mouths, what they say is some kind of uncomfortable, yet irrefutable, truth. It's not. I wish FML would stop posting these.

Yeah man, how could you marry someone so ugly? Kidding. Someday, your kid's going to have to learn that love isn't all about looks. That's incredibly awful of him to say. It's his own mother for crying out loud. You don't say that shit.

PWNED BY YOUR SON LOL this fml has loads of amount of win in it hahah

xoxo_carween 0

teach your kid some moral lessons & values. (: whether young or old, everyone needs respect towards other people. & if your kid really said that. . you should wonder where he got that expression & wordings from? wow, that's curiousity and mind-bottling. ;D

If the kid actually phrased it as "...if she's so ugly" then to me that implies that he's heard someone (possibly his father) call you ugly. Then again, FML's not the place to analyse linguistics.

SweetestSin 4

Don't take it literally Kids say funny stuff all the time

"somebody needs a spanking :O" #4?