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By Dogpoo - 20/03/2017 19:00 - United States - East Lansing

Today, I kissed the guy I like. That would've been great, if his breath hadn't smelled/tasted like he'd chewed dog shit that'd been let sizzle in the sun. FML
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joe1105 11

just curious, how do you know what dog shit tastes like

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justamoderator 11

That's what happens when you don't eat for a long time. More than 4+ hours. He can have healthiest teeth of all but it won't help since the bad breath mostly comes from stomach.

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Jason Thomas McConnell 11

sounds like he needs to go to the dentist

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joe1105 11

just curious, how do you know what dog shit tastes like

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cacheson 41

Smell and taste are closely linked, you can get a pretty good idea of what something would taste like if you have smelled it.

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HylianWarrior 21

More importantly, how can she differentiate the flavours of regular dog shit, and fog shit that has been left out in the sun. Is she a dog shit connisseur? Next we'll find out she also knows what kind of dog the shit came from.

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MuchBork 3

what does dog shit taste like?

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justamoderator 11

That's what happens when you don't eat for a long time. More than 4+ hours. He can have healthiest teeth of all but it won't help since the bad breath mostly comes from stomach.

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darshini_ii 24

Offer him some mint. He could be a great guy, don't lose him over something as trivial as bad breath.

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AnthonyCS5 19

It sucks that it didn't turn out the way you wanted it to. Things rarely do!

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Dylan Bower 9

NOOO hahah that's so awful I'm sorry but far out funny

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