Love: Today, I kissed the guy I like. That would've been great, if... - FML

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By Dogpoo - 20/03/2017 19:00 - United States - East Lansing

Today, I kissed the guy I like. That would've been great, if his breath hadn't smelled/tasted like he'd chewed dog shit that'd been let sizzle in the sun. FML

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joe1105 11

Tuesday 21 March 2017 0:51

just curious, how do you know what dog shit tastes like

justamoderator 11

Tuesday 21 March 2017 2:10

That's what happens when you don't eat for a long time. More than 4+ hours. He can have healthiest teeth of all but it won't help since the bad breath mostly comes from stomach.

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leo1106 15

Saturday 25 March 2017 3:47

That's quite descriptive. Also, the comments are as funny as the post. Sorry, OP.

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