Money: Today, I knocked over a display case at a mall, shattering hundreds...

By Jer - 15/07/2013 23:36 - United States - Louisville

Today, I knocked over a display case at a mall, shattering hundreds of dollars in goods. Embarrassed, I tried to scurry out of the nearest door without being seen. I scuttled right into the janitor's closet, the door automatically locking behind me. I waited for an hour to be let out. FML

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By Niquesha - 23/04/2011 23:56 - United States

Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 15:51 - Japan

Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 10:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I was accused of shop-lifting by an old lady in a supermarket. Having proven myself innocent, I tried to storm off to show my displeasure at the situation. In my haste to make a dramatic exit, I tried to go out of the entrance and walked straight into the automatic door. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 14:35 - France - Melesse

Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML

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By Wrongdoor - 06/12/2009 14:58 - United States

Today, I was taking a placement test for the new college I am going to. After the test and picking up a few numbers, I left with great pride. I opened the door and started walking out. I then realized that I had walked into the closet. FML

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By Just me - 13/10/2024 22:00 - United States - Tucson

Today, I walked into a public toilet and I opened a stall door, only to discover someone who had forgotten to lock the door sitting on the can. Instead of saying "Sorry," I panicked and said, "Nice shoes!" I then had to wait until they left because I was too embarrassed to face them. FML

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Tardy

By nosebleeder - 13/02/2013 20:31 - Sweden

Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML

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By Olerbia - 28/05/2013 07:11 - United States

Today, while working at Walmart, I was walking the sales floor and passed the end of an aisle. I saw a customer coming at me from the corner of my eye, so I jumped backwards. I hit a display case, and watched it topple over before turning to apologize to the customer. It was a ladder. FML

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By random - 29/04/2013 21:11 - Canada

Today, I was taking a dump in the bathroom. The lights turned off and I was too embarrassed to come out of the stall. The janitor walked in, turned the lights on and asked If anyone was there. I stayed quiet. He turned the lights back off and locked me in the bathroom. FML

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Stylux_fml 16

Tuesday 16 July 2013 8:31

Favourited for use of the word 'scuttled'

Underbeard 6

Tuesday 16 July 2013 8:31

Well now you can get a broom to sweep up the mess you made, OP.

Comments

Fedezzer 20

Tuesday 16 July 2013 8:44

'Today, some insensitive shopper knocked over an entire display case where I work. Guess who spent one and a half hours cleaning up? FML'

tehdarkness 21

Tuesday 16 July 2013 8:44

In that situation, one ought to apologize! Tsk tsk op!

Rddvl 11

Tuesday 16 July 2013 8:45

well think about the hundreds of dollars you just saved by getting yourself locked in a closet!

chelsiemw 6

Tuesday 16 July 2013 8:46

"scuttled" bahahahaha

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Tuesday 16 July 2013 8:51

nice moves ninja

threer 30

Tuesday 16 July 2013 11:16

Ninjas don't 'scuttle'.

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 16 July 2013 22:35

Zoiberg ninja

Wolstenholme 11

Tuesday 16 July 2013 8:51

FYL for having to pay up hundreds of dollars but I hope you helped the the poor guy clean up the mess.

gracehi 31

Tuesday 16 July 2013 8:53

"You break it you bought it." In this case, you paid in hard time spent in a closet rather than actual dollars. I'd say you got off easy, unless you're a highly paid attorney who earns hundreds of dollars an hour. Consider yourself lucky.