Miscellaneous: Today, I learned a little lesson about consequences. Yesterday,...

By anna14 - 21/02/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, I learned a little lesson about consequences. Yesterday, I ate a quarter as a dare. Today, I tried to poop it out. It got stuck coming out. I had to go to the doctor and explain everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2015 15:42 - Belgium

Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML

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By photomark - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I saw a quarter in my poop. My friends say I do stupid things when I get drunk. Apparently, eating change is one of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2021 20:00 - United States - Elverson

Today, I had to poop, but as I sat down, it wouldn't come out. After about 10 minutes I realized I needed help. The only help I could get was my mother, who couldn't stop laughing at the sweat and faces I made. I still hurt. FML

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Poot

By dumblonde76 - 14/09/2021 07:00 - United States - Jackson

Today, I had a rumble in my tummy whilst picking up groceries. I tried to let out a little poot, but ended up shitting in my pants. I had to leave without the groceries. FML

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By TLJ321 - 18/05/2012 07:41

Today, I tried to swallow a spoonful of cinnamon. I ended up vomiting chunks of burgers, all while bleeding from the nose and suffering throbbing testicles. I then had to clean it all up. FML

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I've known for ages

By Crap - 28/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

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buys case of Listerine

By Sick Guy - 24/03/2018 20:30 - United States - Boynton Beach

Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML

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By ugh - 03/09/2013 23:53 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I ended up taking a massive dump after being constipated for a while. I thought I was alone, so I pretended I was giving birth to my turd, and let out all kinds of sound effects. Next thing I know, I hear a knock at the door and my mom asking, "Should I call 911?" FML

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Leaked

By Morgan Bailey - 18/09/2018 14:00

Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML

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Panic!

By Anonymous - 31/12/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, I fucked up by trusting the wrong fart and shat myself in the middle of the restaurant I was eating lunch at. I was so mortified, I couldn't even finish the meal I paid for. FML

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notsocommonsense 1

Monday 22 February 2010 1:17

well at least you learned to use a smaller coin next time you decide to be an idiot

Ajjas013 6

Monday 22 February 2010 1:13

That's RICH HAHAHAHA. I know, I fail :(

Comments

pfunk129 1

Monday 22 February 2010 16:45

get a job

hiyoko 0

Monday 22 February 2010 17:02

I guess you should get your head checked also, to see if it still works.

suzieq181218 0

Monday 22 February 2010 17:39

The shit you tried to get out is smarter than you. You do realize that, right?

suzieq181218 0

Monday 22 February 2010 17:42

@Darwinaward: I think he caused more inflation in his ass than the economy.

happyinrl 0

Monday 22 February 2010 20:29

I just think that a quarter is too big to swallow...

ellness 0

Monday 22 February 2010 21:02

haha next time eat a penny or dime. u people should stop calling him an idiot. as if you've never eaten something u weren't supposed to

idkweird 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 17:18

A quarter can actually make nicks in your intestines. That can cause you to die. Just saying.

hellogoodbyeEAT 0

Monday 22 February 2010 22:41

Too bad that your throat is only the size of a nickel.

BikerMike 0

Monday 22 February 2010 23:59

how much did you win on your bet? you should have stuck the quarter up you ass first to see if it would come out after you ate it. the good new is that we know that you can swallow real good but don't try to stick anything in your tight ass.