Animals: Today, I learned how my cat's flea medicine works. Instead of...

By Anonymous - 29/05/2009 19:38 - United States

Today, I learned how my cat's flea medicine works. Instead of killing the fleas, it just makes the fleas move off of the animal. The good news is my cat no longer has fleas. The bad news is, the fleas moved into my bed. FML

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By jesspie - 11/01/2013 02:41 - United Kingdom

Today, the abandoned cat that I took in for the night and during bad weather seems to have spread fleas around my house. They're everywhere. FML

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By lifelike - 29/10/2012 04:23 - United States - Oroville

Today, after weeks of wondering if my cat has a fetish for licking my bed covers, I finally witnessed him licking up an ant off of the covers. Turns out that my bed is infested with ants. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2009 18:02 - United States

Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2016 16:45 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I let my new cat sleep in bed with me. It was cute until she wiped a tapeworm onto my arm. FML

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By itchy itches - 23/08/2020 05:05 - United States

Today, my neighbor brought home a box of kittens he found in the park. Instead of calling animal control, he decided to keep them. Besides the incessant meowing throughout the day and night, a massive horde of fleas decided to migrate through his light sockets and into my nice clean apartment. FML

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By Elgrin - 17/06/2016 18:03 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I woke up to something crawling on my leg. Thinking it might be a spider, I jumped out frantically to check. The good news: it's not a spider. The bad news: it's a bedbug. My apartment was just treated for them. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2018 18:30

Today, I spent $50 buying flea bombs so not only my dogs, but my son could relax a little in my home instead of fighting off those tiny little circus bastards. Today, I got in my car and the fleas attacked me mercilessly until I got to work. FML

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By Thankful I wear glasses - 29/06/2021 19:01 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, after encouraging my cat to try his new cat bed all day with no success, I attempted to gently place him in it. Instead, he managed to fear-spray me in the face. Like a skunk. I didn't even know cats could do that. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 07:13 - Denmark

Today, I found out that people can get ringworm from cats. I found out because I have ringworm. I don't have a cat. Then I remembered I helped a friend move about two weeks ago, and spent the night sharing a bed with her cat. That's the last time I ever help her move. FML

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Saturday 30 May 2009 1:39

I think you need to find a different flea medicine for your cat. And maybe you should buy yourself a flea collar.

cxal_fml 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:39

they'll die quickly from the lack of blood - any medicine that killed the fleas immediately would also have significant danger of killing you cat pretty quickly too (why most vets only sell Advantage). And regardless of what flea meds you use, you were going to have to wash your bedding and vaccuum the floor anyway so no biggie. Plus human blood kills fleas so any that bit you are dead by now

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gummibehrs 4

Tuesday 25 August 2009 18:56

I had fleas two summers ago. Found itchy red bumps on my ankles, as did my friend. Then a few days later I saw a flea jump on the window in my car.

iskatethe218 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 5:32

ydi for having a cat

SemperFi1019 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 13:15

You have to treat EVERYTHING, not just your pet. Flea foggers haven't done shit in my case, but my vet gave me Knockout, a spray that worked wonders along with Advantage. It's been several months, knock on wood, since I've seen one of those ******* on my babies :) Dawn dish soap is great too, but good luck trying to give a cat a bath.

mydodee1999 1

Wednesday 20 April 2011 19:05

you must use the same stuff I do!

raavybaaby_fml 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 8:03

Uh, that's DISGUSTING. Wow. /:

Carol57 2

Tuesday 26 July 2011 20:40

Get a box of salt and sprinkle the salt heavy on sheets. leave it for 8 HRS and wash sheets, pillows, and bedspread IN hot water and rinse in hot water. If you have carpet, use the rest of the salt and sprinkle salt in carpet and leave it down for 24 HRS. vacuum. repeat Ahab if needed.