Health: Today, I learned I have a severe sinus infection, my body really...

By Anonymous - 12/01/2010 07:18 - United States

Today, I learned I have a severe sinus infection, my body really can't handle antibiotics, and I can projectile vomit out my nose. Not sure if I am more impressed that I still somehow aimed the puke into the sink, or that swallowing afterwards hurt more than emptying my stomach via my nose. FML

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By mynoseburns - 22/02/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, I sneezed while I was throwing up into the toilet. It turns out that throwing up is even less pleasant when the puke violently shoots out through your nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 14:00

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:35 - United States

Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML

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By Stephanie Kugelman - 27/04/2022 22:00

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By Preggo - 10/12/2016 01:51

Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML

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By Ali - 17/04/2019 02:00

Today, after drinking a half gallon of liquid laxative in preparation for a colonoscopy, I puked the half gallon of laxative. Out my nose. FML

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By addie19 - 19/01/2010 19:25 - United States

Today, I found out the antibiotics I'm taking can cause you to vomit unexpectedly. In the car. While driving. To work. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2014 20:35 - United States - New Iberia

Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML

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By Rayvyn - 21/10/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML

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FritoLovesYou 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 14:29

How the **** is that possible?

brandnewkey 14

Tuesday 12 January 2010 17:41

This FML was just a great way to start off my morning. Nice nose-barfing skills.

Comments

xlostwithoutu 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 13:16

FYL I know what u mean on the last parrtt

frozenshake 5

Monday 13 June 2011 15:07

SHANE DAWSON!!!! xD

BenignScientists 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 13:49

aww ya poor thing ... this is the first real FML I've read in a long time

him51772 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 14:07

rofl thats shitty mate feel better xD

killerj 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 14:13

I have a scooter and I ride it naked

week_b95 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 10:26

lmfao, what the hell?!

charliebrown1272 0

Monday 25 July 2011 14:38

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!

TrollTrollTroll 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 14:25

i vomit from my mouth and my nose, it hurts and i can't breath for that couple second.

FritoLovesYou 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 14:29

How the **** is that possible?

Ankana 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 14:42

I'm sorry man, that does suck. FYL for not being able to use antibiotics.

caitastrophe 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 14:54

thats unfortunate. i had a sinus infection for 4 consecutive months and needed surgery... hope you feel better soon

BeforeTheStorm 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 15:07

I have a bunch of sick little kids in my house throwing up everywhere so I feel for youu. Hope you feel better :/

Fminetoo 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 15:35

Not trying to be a downer, but your antibiotics wouldnt help you anyways, antibiotics only help you get rid of bacterial sickness. You better go to your doctor, and demand some antiviral medication. They cost more, but if you have insurance, i wouldnt worry about it. But get the good shit and get better!

boatkicker 4

Tuesday 12 January 2010 15:58

What makes you think it was viral? I'm going to say it almost definitely was bacterial, since OP had antiboitics, and you need a prescription for them.

Fminetoo 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:43

My bad, i thought i read the word virus in there. oops.

fogrunner 13

Wednesday 13 January 2010 2:18

I keep hearing about people who either "borrow" other's antibiotics or bug their doctor to give them a prescription... even if it's viral. D: Supposedly like this: "Gimme antibiotics or I'll boycott you!" "But you have a virus, it won't help." "GIMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

Fminetoo 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 21:46

And, doing that will ultimitaly lead to the demise of society^^ I agree with you 100% look at penicilin, it used to be a great antibiotic, now, bacteria just laughs at it.