Health: Today, I learned I have a severe sinus infection, my body really...

By Anonymous - 12/01/2010 07:18 - United States

Today, I learned I have a severe sinus infection, my body really can't handle antibiotics, and I can projectile vomit out my nose. Not sure if I am more impressed that I still somehow aimed the puke into the sink, or that swallowing afterwards hurt more than emptying my stomach via my nose. FML

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By why?? - 24/05/2016 13:29 - United States

Today, I think I've finally gotten past the food poisoning that caused me to puke so violently that I pulled muscles in my abdomen and chest. Unfortunately, some of that vomit hung around long enough to give me a sinus infection. FML

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By mynoseburns - 22/02/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, I sneezed while I was throwing up into the toilet. It turns out that throwing up is even less pleasant when the puke violently shoots out through your nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 14:00

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:35 - United States

Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML

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Pink eye, white throat

By Stephanie Kugelman - 27/04/2022 22:00

Today, I'd finally had enough of feeling awful and went to urgent care. As it turns out, the reason my throat was sore was because I have a sinus infection. The doctor explained my nose is producing pus, and that's what I'm swallowing and coughing up. Yuck. I also have pink eye on top of that. FML

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By Preggo - 10/12/2016 01:51

Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML

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By Ali - 17/04/2019 02:00

Today, after drinking a half gallon of liquid laxative in preparation for a colonoscopy, I puked the half gallon of laxative. Out my nose. FML

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By addie19 - 19/01/2010 19:25 - United States

Today, I found out the antibiotics I'm taking can cause you to vomit unexpectedly. In the car. While driving. To work. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2014 20:35 - United States - New Iberia

Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML

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By Rayvyn - 21/10/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML

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FritoLovesYou 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 14:29

How the **** is that possible?

brandnewkey 14

Tuesday 12 January 2010 17:41

This FML was just a great way to start off my morning. Nice nose-barfing skills.

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abearrr 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 15:51

ahaha god hates you.

untoldfame 3

Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:19

hilarious mr.26. kudos

cheshirematt 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:40

Thanks everyone for your comments, turns out I could have just made an account then and not done this FML anonymously. . .oh well I don't pretend to be tech savvy. I took my second dose of antibiotics and didn't puke at all though. :D Its Clarithromycin if anyone was wondering and the pills are gigantic which hopefully means it'll kick butt :D.

Fminetoo 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:45

big pills dont always mean there good. Sometimes its a weaker antibiotic, and requires more Milligrams to work, so they give you bigger pills. Not a big fan of pills either, ive got a terrible gag reflex. But i do hope you get better.

caitastrophe 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 3:52

isn't that what the house bunny is allergic to? haha

cheshirematt 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:42

yea its supposedly bacterial. . .the doc didn't culture anything but apparently my glands told it all

npk88 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:46

oh man, vomit out the nose SUCKS. It's only happened to me once when I was a little kid. Not being able to get the smell of your own vomit out of your nose and having acidic "boogers" for 2 days afterward is pretty awful too!

eLexer1317 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 5:16

at first I read "acid boogers" which, imo, was rather amusing. And yes, they really really suck. OP, get better soon. First deserving FML in a while. FYL indeed.