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By rj93 - 05/11/2011 13:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML

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By crap - 17/01/2014 16:24 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I realized that if you are dreaming that you have diarrhea, you probably have diarrhea. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2023 13:00 - Australia

Today, I found out that the myth about what happens when you dream you're going to the toilet is not entirely untrue. At least for me. FML

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By watersport - 10/03/2010 17:56 - United States

Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2022 11:00 - Australia - Aspley

Today, I had a dream that I was having one of the best poops of my life. I woke up feeling very content and relaxed, until I rolled over and realised it wasn't a dream. FML

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You sleep in your pants?

By Anonymous - 01/03/2021 18:30 - United States - Randolph

Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML

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By Oh, piss - 23/11/2022 19:00 - United States

Today, I had a ridiculous dream where I was taking a piss that seemed to last forever, all while my sister was listening in and making sarcastic comments about it. I then woke up and immediately did the exact same thing, except with no sister making sarcastic comments about it. Not that it made it any better. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2015 10:03 - United States - Norwalk

Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML

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By JustADream - 24/02/2011 06:29 - United States

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 20:47 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, I learned that you can be so sleep deprived that you sleep through your alarm, a construction crew outside your house, and your bladder completely voiding itself. FML

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Nearly did a Jimi Hendrix

By Courtney - 30/10/2022 14:00

Today, I had a dream in which I was throwing up. Turns out it wasn’t a dream and I woke up to puke all over the bed. FML

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DaFudge 6

Saturday 5 November 2011 19:03

I think that this has happened to everyone once in their life.

OMGIFOUNDWALDO 6

Saturday 5 November 2011 19:03

it doesn't work that way when you dream about having sex :(

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shepdog123 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 2:49

It is the same thing when you dream you are taking a shit most of the time.

cjzolo2 5

Sunday 6 November 2011 2:57

That has happened to me before. Also I had a dream I was riding a horse, I found out I was riding a stuffed horse around in circles while i was sleep walking

ACTUALbanana 2

Sunday 6 November 2011 3:01

That's actually kind of awesome.

Connor02 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 3:30

I learned this when I was like 7 years old. If you're digging this out just now, well you finish the sentence...

wowthatsukzz 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 3:37

Happened to me too bro

zander4310 5

Sunday 6 November 2011 3:45

**** that shit

cblackleyy 3

Sunday 6 November 2011 4:00

amen .

mimilu000 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 4:18

always happens to me!!

ZoZo17_fml 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 4:29

...that happens to me all the time...

rc03 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 4:40

My girlfriend does that often I hate it

nubx 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 4:41

Interesting. That happened to me a week ago

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