Miscellaneous: Today, I spent a solid four hours and over one hundred dollars...

By WhatdyaDo - 16/03/2009 09:55 - Canada

Today, I spent a solid four hours and over one hundred dollars preparing a nice fancy meal for my new girlfriend. A delicious three pound rack of ribs with a sweet and sour marinade. Steam broccoli with melted cheese. Home made buttermilk biscuits. I serve the meal. She doesn't eat beef. FML

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By NickC - 29/11/2009 00:40 - Malaysia

Today, my girlfriend's parents wanted to cook dinner for me. After a whole day of cooking up a storm, her parents cooked an elaborate meal of roast lamb, pork chops and grilled chicken. Rejecting a meal is like spitting in ones face in Chinese culture. I'm vegetarian. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2022 00:00

Today, I made broccoli and peas with dinner. My girlfriend pouted, sulked, and refused to eat "yucky veggies", demanding fries or chips. Apparently, I'm dating a fucking toddler. FML

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CaptainDDL 0

Monday 16 March 2009 21:59

That sucks, but before you go all-out on a meal like that you should at least know what she likes and doesn't like.

Wildcard 0

Monday 16 March 2009 21:59

awww :( i eat beef, when's dinner?? :P

Comments

PhantomMask 0

Monday 16 March 2009 21:57

Ah that sucks. But you probably should've known that she didn't eat meat.

Alhan_fml 0

Friday 2 April 2010 5:33

Well, vegetarianism shouldnt exist. It's called the food chain, hippies.

zach055 23

Sunday 18 April 2010 17:55

Humans have always eaten meat, it's called the food chain

victoria4161993 0

Friday 4 June 2010 19:33

I'm a vegitarian and she can just not eat the meat the other stuff sounds good she should apreciate a guy that can cook

Miss_Represented 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 23:55

Do you know this "girlfriend"? Doesn't sound like it since you over looked a huge aspect of her life style. Besides sweet n sour isn't for ribs, that's gross. I bet she wouldve quit her veggie eating ways had they been true southern BBQ ribs!!!

heathhawksrock 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 15:07

hope she eats hard meat ;)

livgasms 4

Tuesday 5 July 2011 13:06

it says 'new girlfriend', this could be a first date or something. not ALL vegetarians are the assholes who won't stop talking about how much better they are because they don't eat meat. he could quite easily not have known.

dwights 0

Monday 16 March 2009 21:58

No BJ for you....sry lol

tinklovr_23 8

Friday 11 March 2011 6:44

Win lmfao

tatababe 1

Saturday 20 August 2011 9:28

I eat beef what time should I be over??)

22cute 17

Saturday 26 November 2011 14:45

YDI I can't believe you didn't bother to ask her about preferences. They do that much on airlines and conferences.

ajh557 22

Saturday 5 October 2013 8:37

Bull shit, it's not common especially if he was trying to surprise her. Have some sympathy

Warkweh 0

Monday 16 March 2009 21:59

Is she from India? Really, though, you should ask about these things. Also, for all of you who assumed she's vegetarian, he said 'she doesn't eat beef', not meat.

angeleyez42 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 5:17

what the hell is " is she from India" supposed to mean? people from India are not the only ones who don't beef!!! stop making it about any specific race...

TheTweaker 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 9:21

Hey #205 , You mad bro? Did you get diarrhea from eating all that curry?

thamade 4

Saturday 20 August 2011 0:51

Hey #211, u ******* dumb **** .. All ur fat hairy american ass can do is eat ur hamburgers n shit... That's why ur country is in a shithole Right now

Wildcard 0

Monday 16 March 2009 21:59

awww :( i eat beef, when's dinner?? :P

lolkaela 6

Sunday 23 December 2012 16:52

yeah, that meal sounds awesome

Sansa_fml 38

Thursday 30 July 2015 19:10

oh yess, if it wasn't prepared 6 years ago I would come to eat dinner!

CaptainDDL 0

Monday 16 March 2009 21:59

That sucks, but before you go all-out on a meal like that you should at least know what she likes and doesn't like.

tsezu 0

Monday 16 March 2009 22:00

On the bright side, now you can have your delicious meal all to yourself.

krr10 5

Wednesday 24 October 2012 21:01

Pork ribs ftw

bobsocool 0

Monday 16 March 2009 22:02

Oh well at least you know early so you can dump her. :)

seacadet 18

Thursday 13 December 2012 15:29

I don't know why you're thumbed down... I agree.

SnuWolf 15

Thursday 14 March 2013 8:38

Yes, because that's a completely reasonable reason to break up with someone. I bet you get all the girls, champ.

Aledors 5

Wednesday 6 April 2016 10:02

What the hell, you dump her because she doesn't eat beef. Jesus, I'd hate to see what kind of ridiculous reason you'd come up with to break up with someone.

lovergirl323 0

Monday 16 March 2009 22:02

Dude you should at least know what your girlfriend likes before you cook all that for her. And why would you do that when you don't even know what she likes??? When you make a dinner like that your supposed to get her favorite meal details and then do that. Seriously. But it could have been worse. She could have been a vegan.

Liam3848 17

Monday 16 April 2012 12:20

Yeah you tell her

Ole_Stinker 0

Monday 16 March 2009 22:04

At least you get the leftovers. I hope this is a new girlfriend, because if you have been out with this person more than a few times, you just haven't been paying attention to her.