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By rj93 - 05/11/2011 13:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML

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By crap - 17/01/2014 16:24 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I realized that if you are dreaming that you have diarrhea, you probably have diarrhea. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2023 13:00 - Australia

Today, I found out that the myth about what happens when you dream you're going to the toilet is not entirely untrue. At least for me. FML

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By watersport - 10/03/2010 17:56 - United States

Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2022 11:00 - Australia - Aspley

Today, I had a dream that I was having one of the best poops of my life. I woke up feeling very content and relaxed, until I rolled over and realised it wasn't a dream. FML

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You sleep in your pants?

By Anonymous - 01/03/2021 18:30 - United States - Randolph

Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML

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By Oh, piss - 23/11/2022 19:00 - United States

Today, I had a ridiculous dream where I was taking a piss that seemed to last forever, all while my sister was listening in and making sarcastic comments about it. I then woke up and immediately did the exact same thing, except with no sister making sarcastic comments about it. Not that it made it any better. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2015 10:03 - United States - Norwalk

Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML

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By JustADream - 24/02/2011 06:29 - United States

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 20:47 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, I learned that you can be so sleep deprived that you sleep through your alarm, a construction crew outside your house, and your bladder completely voiding itself. FML

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Nearly did a Jimi Hendrix

By Courtney - 30/10/2022 14:00

Today, I had a dream in which I was throwing up. Turns out it wasn’t a dream and I woke up to puke all over the bed. FML

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DaFudge 6

Saturday 5 November 2011 19:03

I think that this has happened to everyone once in their life.

OMGIFOUNDWALDO 6

Saturday 5 November 2011 19:03

it doesn't work that way when you dream about having sex :(

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alexxa143 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 6:48

That's happened to me before

jj5335 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 7:34

that happend to me except i dreamed i was on the toilet

ADPresley 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 8:48

Happened to me 3 times when I was pregnant with my son but I woke up before it got on the bed...

benmbarnett 5

Sunday 6 November 2011 9:09

I've known that since I was like 2...

Kill_Kayt 5

Sunday 6 November 2011 9:18

This has never happened to me thank god. I take awesome pisses and shots in my dreams and wake up scared I actually piss and shit. So far I haven't but I'm keeping my fingers crossed

jonnynasty 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 10:49

I never realize it till it's to late happens rarely but I never get to stop it:(

saracuda 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 11:52

Yeah, this happened to me... When I was six! Long long ago.

totreaper 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 12:42

That has Happened to me twice when I was younger

Hellokitty86_fml 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 13:12

That's too funny

kmccain 27

Sunday 6 November 2011 15:18

Been there done that :)

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Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML

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