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By nickyy - 29/11/2009 02:11 - United States

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Today, I learned it is best not to let your cordless mouse die while secretly watching porn right when your mom walks in. FML

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Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML

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By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

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Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 08:03

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Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 21:50 - United States - Franklin Park

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Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

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Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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By Skylan - 13/11/2008 10:31 - France

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Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch porn on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear, but It wasn't until she came out of the bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML

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By hitmutefirst - 03/02/2009 10:24 - United States

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Today, I had just opened up some porn on my laptop when my mom walked into my room, so I slammed the laptop shut. I didn't know the speakers continue to function after the laptop is closed. FML

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Play it cool

By Fraser - 08/03/2012 19:03 - Canada

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Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML

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By Isabell - 06/02/2010 05:31 - Australia

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Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML

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By losingstreak - 31/01/2009 20:47 - United States

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Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML

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pizz0wn3d 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 9:08

L2Alt F4, windows button D, or even Alt Tab. YDI for being computer illiterate

lonewolf2701 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 9:16

there should be a **** watching class, i declare myself a teacher, rule one: never watch **** parents home :p

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xdeadlysinsx 0

Monday 30 November 2009 6:32

pornhub ftw. lol. ummm you kinda fail here. ya know there are keyboard shortcuts. and I don't want a bs story of well my wireless keyboard AND mouse died at the same time. no that crap doesn't fly.

YDIGuy 0

Monday 30 November 2009 6:46

YDI for: A: Not using ctrl W, Alt F4, or others B: Looking at ****

cowgirlabm 0

Monday 30 November 2009 6:55

wow u deserved that retard

Banez 0

Monday 30 November 2009 7:06

Wow.... you TOTALLY deserved that. kinda funny, but if u weren't doing that in the first place, you wouldn't have to worry about it.

Banez 0

Monday 30 November 2009 7:08

What's worse is that the people here are giving advice for not getting caught.

Milton14 0

Monday 30 November 2009 7:24

Sucks man

delfoxio 0

Monday 30 November 2009 22:48

ALT F4 smart one

Arghonaut 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 9:06

come on dude! in all the years I've been doing that I only got caught twice! and one of those times was by a guy who was helping to paint the place. he just walked in, shut the window, and walked out.

Leonardo909 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 11:42

CTRL W ALT F4 But the most efficient... Open wikipedia page of Biomollecules for example (lol) then just press ALT TAB to change the window. "What mom? I'm learning biomollecules, not watching a hot MILF for sure"

katiewubsmusic 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 1:05

What the **** is wrong with watching a good healthy serving of ****? With some sex on the side? ;D

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