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By nickyy - 29/11/2009 02:11 - United States

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Today, I learned it is best not to let your cordless mouse die while secretly watching porn right when your mom walks in. FML

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By Shrekkk - 02/07/2019 06:14

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Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML

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By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

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Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 08:03

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Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 21:50 - United States - Franklin Park

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Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

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Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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By Skylan - 13/11/2008 10:31 - France

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Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch porn on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear, but It wasn't until she came out of the bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML

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By hitmutefirst - 03/02/2009 10:24 - United States

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Today, I had just opened up some porn on my laptop when my mom walked into my room, so I slammed the laptop shut. I didn't know the speakers continue to function after the laptop is closed. FML

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By Fraser - 08/03/2012 19:03 - Canada

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Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML

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By Isabell - 06/02/2010 05:31 - Australia

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Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML

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By losingstreak - 31/01/2009 20:47 - United States

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Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML

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pizz0wn3d 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 9:08

L2Alt F4, windows button D, or even Alt Tab. YDI for being computer illiterate

lonewolf2701 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 9:16

there should be a **** watching class, i declare myself a teacher, rule one: never watch **** parents home :p

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XxCrazygirlxX 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 5:28

hit the escape button :)

brandon2014 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 19:40

yea just press alt and f4

kirikochan 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 23:02

Ctrl+W...?

callofdutymw2519 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 3:25

pornhub is sweet

schomes 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 5:13

ctrl+w learn keyboard shortcuts

not_kidding 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 4:10

I'm astonished that no one has even suggested closing the laptop or turning off the damn monitor, depending on whether you have a desktop or a laptop.

not_kidding 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 4:12

Whoops, looks like a single person already mentioned turning off the monitor.

MargaretColleen 8

Wednesday 21 September 2011 3:57

Ctrl+W my friend.

Ricky23J 0

Friday 23 September 2011 4:27

ALT F4 SON

LADiiL0KA24 11

Monday 26 September 2011 6:54

You couldve typed esc., f4 or even ctrl w smh -.-

quackmcquackers 4

Friday 30 December 2011 6:26

Have you heard of control alt delete?

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