Health: Today, I learned no matter how much your friends pressure you,...

Were you absent for the 94 days in 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th, 11th and 12th grades school days where they talked about peer pressure?! Seriously?!

42billybob 5

Monday 3 October 2011 21:11

X = (peer pressure/badness of idea) - 1 where X < 0 "don't do it" where X > 0 "do it"

Cathrin 26

Sunday 23 June 2013 1:09

And if X=0?

Jerret 6

Monday 3 October 2011 21:45

They should start teaching classes on common sense.

Aweh_Olivia 13

Tuesday 4 October 2011 7:09

Amen .

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