Health: Today, I learned no matter how much your friends pressure you,...

By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 06:48 - Australia

Today, I learned no matter how much your friends pressure you, you must never snort lines of curry powder. FML

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ashleykay94 7

Saturday 1 October 2011 11:52

Wow, you're a dumb ass.

bbailey19 3

Saturday 1 October 2011 11:53

Why snort anything up your noise? Slippery slope brah

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winter_or 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 20:21

YDI for being a dumbass. Really? Curry?

Xaviexis 6

Saturday 1 October 2011 20:25

So, basically, you're en-curry-gable...

ast3150 13

Saturday 1 October 2011 20:28

4000th disliker ;)))

davidg6 3

Saturday 1 October 2011 22:34

Would you do it if your friends didn't pressure you?

rene22 18

Saturday 1 October 2011 22:49

Don't forget to drink that beaker of acid

elbishay93 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 22:59

Curry is a spice... SPICE!!!!! Common sense says, "DON'T DO IT!!"

j_cat187 19

Saturday 1 October 2011 22:59

I've done the sam thing. Ain't peer pressure a bitch?

StormGirl142 24

Saturday 1 October 2011 23:28

You must never snort lines of anything.

vannaxo 0

Monday 21 November 2011 16:31

Anything?

NANDwich 5

Saturday 1 October 2011 23:47

Idiot.

colt45_fml 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 0:41

I feel your pain... I accepted a challenge to snort a line of cayenne pepper, and it smelled like fire.

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