By Owww1 - 22/04/2015 19:20 - United States - Bullhead City

Today, I learned that before you tell a blonde joke, you should make sure that your high school's 6'8", 275-pound, blond quarterback isn't standing behind you. FML
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Owww1 5

Why did the mirror have holes in it? A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

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Top comments

abNormal62 23

How many times did you have to explain the joke to him?

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coklara 15

So, a 6'8", 275lb. Blonde walks into a bar...

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IWishIWasObama 12

What qb weighs that much? In the NFL there's been a few 6'8" guys and the heaviest guy was 240.

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sunnyskys 25

I laugh about blond jokes...sad thing is if you put a mirror at the bottom a pool I probably would drown because I'd be to curious and want to know what I look like when I'm swimming, yup thats me putting blonds to shame. ^-^ sorry guys.

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spoo 24

Nobody has a problem with the prejudice here? If you are going to use that kind of material, you will reap the consequences.

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skittle_QUEEN_YO 15

Hun if ya need to be offensive to be funny, maybe ya just weren't ment to be funny.

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flexseal 14

blonde jokes are stupid. you deserve it

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snarkytruth 37

Those are aimed at girls. Tell him to ease up on the steroids and get a sense of humor. They never bother me unless they are poorly told lol.

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blostrich_ 19

Unless you know self-defense, I would make a run for it.

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Delsanity 13

He is taller, faster and stronger than you then how about another joke to him.

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lady_lipz 7

Oh, lighten up... These jokes have been around for awhile. They're just jokes!

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mmurriello 4

He was probably gay like sunshine from remember the Titans

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