Miscellaneous: Today, I learned that before you tell a blonde joke, you should...

By Owww1 - 22/04/2015 19:20 - United States - Bullhead City

Today, I learned that before you tell a blonde joke, you should make sure that your high school's 6'8", 275-pound, blond quarterback isn't standing behind you. FML

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Owww1 5

Thursday 23 April 2015 10:43

Why did the mirror have holes in it? A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

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abNormal62 23

Thursday 23 April 2015 8:29

How many times did you have to explain the joke to him?

coklara 15

Thursday 23 April 2015 8:30

So, a 6'8", 275lb. Blonde walks into a bar...

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TallMist 32

Friday 24 April 2015 2:03

No idea why my reply was removed. All I did was ask how the person standing behind OP proved the OP's point.

cgreen0710 4

Friday 24 April 2015 3:12

Really a 275 pound quarterback ?

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