By Owww1 - 22/04/2015 19:20 - United States - Bullhead City

Today, I learned that before you tell a blonde joke, you should make sure that your high school's 6'8", 275-pound, blond quarterback isn't standing behind you. FML
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abNormal62 23

How many times did you have to explain the joke to him?

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coklara 15

So, a 6'8", 275lb. Blonde walks into a bar...

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aedar 16

I hate that people can't make fun of themselves these days and take everything personally...

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blueie 24

Some people just can't take jokes anymore

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Ang3lofd3ath167 18

Maybe because nowadays you get made fun of for every little thing that society thinks is wrong, like being "overweight" there's nothing wrong with being big, that's just what society tells us

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hacksaw246 24

Well society and of course health professionals.. Nothing wrong with a little extra weight as I ain't skinny either, but you can't tell me being obese is ok just because someone's feelings will be hurt.

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alex_gen 38

I was always under the impression that 'blonde' refers to female, and 'blond' refers to a male?

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TheNiceOne 20

He hit your over that? Some people are so quick to physical violence.

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danceinconverse 25

Blonde = female Blond = male

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jtfb619 13

That's a big ass QB

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JamesSays 4

A quarterback that heavy, you should have just been able to outrun him

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