By Owww1 - 22/04/2015 19:20 - United States - Bullhead City

Today, I learned that before you tell a blonde joke, you should make sure that your high school's 6'8", 275-pound, blond quarterback isn't standing behind you. FML
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abNormal62 23

How many times did you have to explain the joke to him?

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coklara 15

So, a 6'8", 275lb. Blonde walks into a bar...

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Mirorbo 26

Some people need a ******* sense of humor, and this is coming from a blonde who's actually HAD blonde moments!

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Zarcissa 34

I guess that since OP's name is 'Owww', that he got beaten up, or something... Hopefully you didn't get any serious injuries!

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fohfuucba 21

There are plenty of jokes which don't require being mean. Tell one of those next time. YDI

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RedPillSucks 31

yeah, I'm not quite sure why its ok to tell "blond" jokes. if it had been an ethnic or racial joke people would have rightfully been pissed.

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PurpleMyth 28

It depends on who you are. I have friends of all races, and we make jokes about each other all the time.

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Britt125 16

He just needs to learn to take a joke. I am a blonde and I'll be the one to tell the joke and I never mind hearing one, and I proudly use the "I'm just a dumb blonde" excuse to my advantage when I do something stupid. Much better to have a sense of humour and enjoy life than be so upset over such stupid things. I'm sorry he didn't take it well though, but he just needs a sense of humour.

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Shadowvoid 33

What a follow up ? but the stereotype for blonde jokes is usually a beautiful blonde female. I have blonde hair too but I don't get offended from jokes of that nature. Who knew he was sensitive?

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dragonvale19 12

Thats dumb. Im sorry that you maybe have a black eye now

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alexlaurennic 15

"Blonde" is in reference to a girl and "blond" is in reference to a guy:)

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kutemotoka 15

Hahahah that's the shortest follow up I've seen xD

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SKITTLZ2000 16

I don't know if the clarification was needed

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TallMist 32

Worst follow up ever.

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martin8337 35

It would have been worse if she was a linebacker.

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saidaswear 20

Then it'd be blond. Blonde is for females.

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chefnoel22 11

Ouch... Sorry man some people are a bit touchy

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crackajak 15

Somone is insecure about their weight

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