By Heidi Jeanette - 14/11/2017 01:30

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Today, I learned that my insatiable appetite and sex drive is because I'm 5 months pregnant. I'm married to a woman. We had a threesome one drunken night. FML
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GhostFox 33

At least it was both of you?... your wife should probably take a pregnancy test too, come to think of it. It's probably a good idea to start discussing what your options are now, because I believe that you are too far along for an abortion for anything other than life threatening medical reasons.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

This is the script Judd Apatow should have used for Knocked Up.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Apparently you had an insatiable sexual appetite five months ago, too.

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ElTorro5150 4

I can fap to this.

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eliteluke2000 3

I feel bad for the child who grows up knowing his/her gay mom gave birth to him and technically didn't want him/her

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honestjane 22

There are plenty of kids out of straight parents that know they weren't planned or wanted either.

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PhantomCrevan 8

Ever heard of the term "oops baby?" It's a baby that the person wasn't actively trying to conceive. There are way more heterosexual couples that wind up with "oops" babies than homosexual couples. So exactly what does OP being married to a woman have to do with it?

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Namenlos_fml 20

You know who the father is at least. That’s a good thing

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