By And yes, he does also believe in the Illuminati. - 11/06/2017 22:00

Today, I learned that my new boyfriend seriously thinks that Inglorious Bastards is historically accurate and is actually the secret history of World War 2 being revealed to the public. Nothing I say will make him change his mind. I guess that relationship is a goner. FML
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darwinism 30

Seems legit. Show him the Leonardo Di Caprio documentary about "Titanic".

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Glowworm56 26

Does he think that Abraham Lincoln was actually a vampire hunter as well?

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littlefoott69 14

maybe you should check his story first, maybe "you" are wrong, look up x troop nicknamed by Winston Churchill and you will see some similarities, and Google illuminati while you are at it.

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Paula844 7

The Illuminati made the original post for the sole purpose of throwing us off their scent.

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Lucky O'Guin 18

YDI, if you had any idea at all how he thinks about things and what he believes in. Seriously, all these people yelling "FML, my SO is a weirdo/idiot/freak/bum, etc...", you all deserve it if you know how they are and you choose to be with them in spite of it, you ALL deserve it!

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SneezyBear 27

"Today, I LEARNED that my NEW boyfriend..." Maybe I'm reading between the lines here, but no, I don't think OP had any idea prior to this moment.

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stellar 64

He only believes in alternative facts. Maybe he can apply for a job at the white House?

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Does he also believe that Kim Jong Un was assassinated by a talk show host?

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