Love: Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been...

By Pita - 04/12/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML

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By rosabelle91 - 17/06/2012 14:58 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML

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By Jaided_Genetics - 17/08/2016 04:20 - Canada - Kingston

Today, I finally addressed why my boyfriend started calling me "love bug" since we haven't used pet names in the entirety of our 2 year relationship. His response? "because I love you but you bug the shit out of me. It seemed appropriate." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2015 03:31 - United States - New Britain

Today, I found out that the nickname my friend has been calling me in Japanese for the past year is the word for "Idiot". FML

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By why - 05/04/2011 15:25 - United States

Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2019 00:04

Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2014 19:52 - United States

Today, I found out that the loving nickname my Chinese mother has been calling me my entire life essentially translates to "little retard". FML

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How nice of them.

By Anonymous - 30/10/2019 22:00

Today, I learned what my office nickname means. My nickname? Butterface. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 17:50 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years admitted why his pet name for me is "his beautiful swan". Apparently, the first few years we were dating, he and his friends secretly referred to me as "the ugly duckling" because my sister was so much hotter. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2015 12:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML

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You deserved it 3 989

Bon appetit!

By Fattie - 28/10/2019 06:00

Today, I'm on a diet. I was compelled to start it when the only pet name my boyfriend could think of for me yesterday was, "My baby elephant." FML

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You deserved it 290

climbthoserocks 6

Saturday 4 December 2010 23:35

pita?

sourgirl101 28

Sunday 5 December 2010 0:14

I thought "pita" was a type of bread. Now it means pain in the ass? I will never be able to eat my gyros the same way.(:

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urclremi 2

Thursday 30 December 2010 4:04

pretty old...

X_o_X_ocutie 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 6:40

lol

benji5399 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 4:06

pita? awesome

lilmisslovely13 15

Monday 18 April 2011 18:12

ahahahahaha u totally just made my day!!

DaveTheBrave20 0

Monday 2 May 2011 6:03

so you have the same nickname as a pita bread??

redmnky21 8

Saturday 4 June 2011 9:32

well... someone doesn't play world of warcraft lololol

TheOtherMakona 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:37

lol I thought that was just an Italian thing

TheStripedBeatle 9

Thursday 21 July 2011 5:56

Haha, that's not bad. My cousin's nickname is Pita and I'm Pita 2. haha. oh well.

bizarre_ftw 21

Tuesday 9 August 2011 23:37

Start calling him nify No Intercourse For You

bizarre_ftw 21

Tuesday 9 August 2011 23:40

Lol!!!

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How nice of them.

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