Miscellaneous: Today, I learned that walking on the sidewalk does not mean that...

By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I learned that walking on the sidewalk does not mean that you will not be hit by a car. FML

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heyyou1203 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 12:06

dude... sue their ass. hopefully you got the plate #, b/c not only did they hit you, but they hit you on the sidewalk. were they drunk driving!?!? who the **** does that!

diet_otaku 0

Friday 17 July 2009 4:52

and HOW do you think he learned it? by GETTING HIT BY A CAR, dumbass.

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leigh_k 0

Monday 10 August 2009 6:43

wow, you people are always so angry =/

Chalaka 0

Monday 10 August 2009 11:48

Transformers.....They ARE more than meets the eye

b_shizzle 0

Monday 10 August 2009 11:52

I just wanna know what the things coming out of his eyes are... Other than that... Awesome illustration!

b_shizzle 0

Monday 10 August 2009 11:55

Hah... Nevermind, read the blog thingy!

sleepreader 0

Monday 10 August 2009 15:32

I'm sorry, but what are the squiggly lines coming out of the cartoon OP's eyes? Kinda freaking me out...

PingPing_fml 0

Monday 10 August 2009 18:34

Wow, funny illustration! Those are some insanely long eyebrows, though...

sweetieeyouhdme 0

Monday 10 August 2009 19:09

What does YDI mean? I can't figure that out. Call me stupid.

Chalaka 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 2:14

YDI=You deserve it

Stoner09 0

Monday 10 August 2009 19:54

darn those Autobots! always smashing us poor humans. fight the Decepticons in spce or somthing xD

larsonbp 0

Monday 10 August 2009 20:31

whoah this is like the first illustrated fml that isn't like a total piece of shit.

Carella 0

Monday 10 August 2009 22:04

what's coming out of his eyes? O_o

average_girl 0

Friday 14 August 2009 4:07

idk.. it looks like thread but y would thread be coming out of some1s eyes when they just got hit by a car?? its weird..lol

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 15 August 2009 7:51

They're eyebrows...

rayrayy_fml 0

Monday 10 August 2009 22:34

I absolutely LOVE this illustration. Almost as much as the "buhnama" one, lol.

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