By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I learned that walking on the sidewalk does not mean that you will not be hit by a car. FML
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heyyou1203 0

dude... sue their ass. hopefully you got the plate #, b/c not only did they hit you, but they hit you on the sidewalk. were they drunk driving!?!? who the **** does that!

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diet_otaku 0

and HOW do you think he learned it? by GETTING HIT BY A CAR, dumbass.

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ndawgg 6

Yes. YDI for being where you're supposed to be. /sarcasm

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bored_as_ever 0

oh ok...so basically ur telling people to walk in the middle of the road

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idogiam 0

no, actually, i've never heard of a "think" called sarcasm. a thing, why yes, i believe i may have hear d of that. once or twice. lol sorry if my anal grammar offends anyone, but i found the typo amusing :) and to the dude that wrote this fml, hope you're ok!!!!! sue their asses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ThunderCaya 0

Does a typing error really qualify as poor grammar? I would imagine it's just poor typing skills. If the complaint is that the error caused the use of an incorrect word, then isn't that a diction error?

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usernamesucks 1

This is just FML, not a college admissions essay. We don't need perfect grammar or typing. Also, next time you want to bash on someone's typing, you might want to proofread your own post.

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b_shizzle 0

Lol, I'm a grammar Nazi... And punctuation Nazi... And capitalization Nazi. But this is fmylife.com... And I couldn't care less.

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DOC_DG 0

my parents live in MD and traffic laws are very strict, you should have no problem filing a complaint, and their dumbass should be without a DL for a long while. hope ur ok.....

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SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Musta been one he'll of a driver to manage to hit you on the sidewalk. FYL. /:

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CyclonePsycho 1

I know this FML is pretty unfortunate, but I lol'd pretty hard. It's short, sweet, to the point, and beautifully worded. This is how all FMLs are supposed to be. OP, you win. I don't know what, but you just win it all.

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rayofsunshiinee 0

OP should get a cake with FML spelled out in icing on the top.

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TigressUK 0

Sucks for you but at least you wrote a good FML on it!

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andydawg8891 0

Hahahaha. This is a good ole fashion FML. Excellent post.

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Tequila01 0

That happened outside my work a couple of weeks ago. A bus hit into a car, the car then hit into a 61 year old man, he flew about 10 feet away. He survived without any broken bones luckily. There are a lot of shitty drivers out there. Hope you're doing okay!

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Dickninja 0

Shouldnt it be ran... Not hit.

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shewasalmost18 0

sorry my bad, there was a chipmunk in my car and i was freaking out because i didnt want to drop my chicken pot pie. please dont sue me

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alex_vik 0

If you wanna try something a little more realistic, say "I was putting on my makeup", "I was reading a book", or something else like that.

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Kristoffer 35

or "I was txting"

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lifeaveragekinda 0

Or Today, I learned that while getting a bj in a car might feel good, it does not make up for me getting a lawsuit for driving onto the sidewalk and hitting someone. FML

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lifeisnotbad 0

this is why i sometimes feel safer walking in the street. cars notice me there, whereas they really don't pay attention to the sidewalks. at least in the city. hope you're ok!

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