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By Toothy - 02/04/2011 05:03 - United States

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

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By nicole - 22/09/2011 10:31 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML

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By Jim20 - 20/02/2025 03:00 - Germany - Friedberg

Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML

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You deserved it 88

By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 20:00

Today, my friend was extremely constipated when he used my toilet. I'm now having to go buy a new toothbrush, because he used mine to dig out his shit. FML

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By aggghghgh - 14/05/2016 08:51

Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2016 14:34 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML

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By upliftmofo - 28/03/2011 05:56 - Belgium

Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML

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By clean - 16/09/2013 07:51 - Australia - Ashfield

Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2020 02:03

Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 05:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 16:14 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML

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fayettie 3

Saturday 2 April 2011 12:16

wow! your wife is just every type of wrong fyl!

MuffyStJacques 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 12:26

I wouldn't want to put up with your shit, either.

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chosha_fml 26

Saturday 2 April 2011 23:24

That punishment really doesn't fit the crime. She sounds kinda feral.

TeaLover_fml 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 23:26

Payback's a bitch.

griffbg08 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 0:08

I'd file for divorce...I'm just sayin.

lonerftl 3

Sunday 3 April 2011 0:30

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

andre5006 2

Sunday 3 April 2011 0:33

You have got to be joking. One thinks comes to mind Di-vorce !!!

SettoFail 9

Sunday 3 April 2011 0:41

how does he even deserve that? and what kind of wife does that?!? HELLO she's the one who has to kiss that mouth I mean what the ****?

kaitlyn15bp 5

Sunday 3 April 2011 0:58

that's absolutely disgusting! poor you

RideLifeAway 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 0:59

Ummmmmm Kind gross for you both dont ya think? lol You brush your teeth with it and being your wife, Im assuming she gives you a kiss at some point during the day.... I think its kind of a double fail lol

alicec123 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 1:10

''if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie''

sappy0 5

Sunday 3 April 2011 1:18

lmao!!! WIN for the wife!!! ;)

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