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By Toothy - 02/04/2011 05:03 - United States

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

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By nicole - 22/09/2011 10:31 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 5 428

By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 20:00

Today, my friend was extremely constipated when he used my toilet. I'm now having to go buy a new toothbrush, because he used mine to dig out his shit. FML

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You deserved it 164

By aggghghgh - 14/05/2016 08:51

Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML

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You deserved it 2 121

By Anonymous - 20/04/2016 14:34 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML

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You deserved it 1 563

By upliftmofo - 28/03/2011 05:56 - Belgium

Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML

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You deserved it 5 983

By clean - 16/09/2013 07:51 - Australia - Ashfield

Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML

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You deserved it 4 294

Ouch

By Anonymous - 31/07/2020 02:03

Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML

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You deserved it 568

By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 05:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML

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You deserved it 5 246

By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 16:14 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML

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You deserved it 6 289

By captfml - 15/12/2010 22:32 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 311

You deserved it 27 716

fayettie 3

Saturday 2 April 2011 12:16

wow! your wife is just every type of wrong fyl!

MuffyStJacques 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 12:26

I wouldn't want to put up with your shit, either.

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mante_fml 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 19:43

lol. you married her. it's your own fault

lovelaughing101 1

Saturday 2 April 2011 19:50

why would people say you totally deserve that? geez people.

slickrasta 1

Saturday 2 April 2011 19:52

Divorce. Screw that bitch man.

jordy_lynne_985 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 19:57

then why don't you just stop doing that? that's disgusting. clean it up by yourself and she wouldn't have to!

rhpsfan9 10

Saturday 2 April 2011 20:06

lmao, this is awesome! Gross but completely awesome

egodftin18 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 20:07

its a toilet...close the lid if you don't wanna look at it

TheBoss11 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 20:15

wtf that's so evil

Tom_Warrilow 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 20:46

I dropped one of my gf's family members toothbrush down the toilet the other day by accident , then simply put it back on the side to save getting the blame lol

BabbiiLovvee 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 20:46

lmao!! so freaking nasty

TopShatta 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 21:00

when ever she kisses you though, shes kissing your shit too! win-lose

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Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML

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Today, my jerk of an ex messaged to apologize for dumping me two weeks ago. I took the high road and was overtly polite and friendly, hoping to end things civil. Our conversation ended when he casually mentioned he is moving in with his new girlfriend. FML

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Same thing different taste

Ouch

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