By Toothy - 02/04/2011 05:03 - United States

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
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fayettie 3

wow! your wife is just every type of wrong fyl!

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MuffyStJacques 0

I wouldn't want to put up with your shit, either.

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kala_lanier 2

Same here, but then again...It does explain why he talks "sh*t."

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kala_lanier 2

Same here, but then again...It does explain why he talks "sh*t."

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xmarkstheheart 0

Time to clean her brain out of her head with your gun.** Let me get this straight: you left skid marks IN the toilet? IN, you said??? Not on the seat, but IN the toilet...where they are SUPPOSED to be??? And she had a problem with that?? What a weirdo she is! Sounds like she's a ******* controlling freakshow! Why not just have her wipe your ass for you too, so it can be just the way she wants it? **Note: not to be taken seriously. For comedic purposes only. Murder is still a crime. Results may vary.

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Georgie_chick 0

She is awesome! What does she do when you leave the toilet seat up?

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sarah9623 4

everybody poops guys it's just skid marks now if he left a giant turd in the toilet the. I would understand ...

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shades1989 6

well then when your balls are itchy use hers to scratch them

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vbmg152 18

YDI!! Thats disgusting! I hate it when people do that, just flush again or clean it yourself! If you know you're doing it, YDI!

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Josoccer 0

ewwwwww that's gross.

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storylogan 0

but wouldn't that be punishment for her to , you know ? Since She Kisses You ? GROSS.

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